Collection of Lame Jokes

[DaveC426913]

Did your experiment answer the oft-debated question: was there, or was there not, enough extra room on the plank to fully accommodate Jack Ken as well?

I left that for the potential discoverer to resolve.

 

[davenn]

 

[symbolipoint]

I tried a fast web search. Liquid Zoo seems to a be a restaurant or a bar & grill, or the like.

 

[DaveC426913]

I tried a fast web search. Liquid Zoo seems to a be a restaurant or a bar & grill, or the like.

That's worse.

 

[symbolipoint]

That's worse.

Hey! All I can say is, I did a quick web search. I should try again and read deeper to be more sure, but...., maybe not or maybe later.

 

[jtbell]

I tried a fast web search. Liquid Zoo seems to a be a restaurant or a bar & grill, or the like.

Fish smoothies, anyone?

 

[jtbell]

The beginning of any baseball game between the Pirates and the Phillies must really stink.

 

[Borg]

Spikey with a smooth finish.

 

[DaveC426913]

Fish smoothies, anyone?

Let me get my Bass-o-matic.

 

[BillTre]

Aquarium fish stores rarely use aquarium in their name. They come up with good names for marketing purposes.
There is a really good store in Portland, OR called the Wet Spot.

 

[jtbell]

When I was a grad student in Ann Arbor MI, in the 1970s, I often passed by the Age of Aquariums.

 

[berkeman]

 

[jtbell]

 

[Borg]

He just needs a passwood.

 

[jtbell]

I hear Disney is planning a new theme park in Transylvania. It’ll be called Draculand.

 

[berkeman]

 

[jtbell]

 

[berkeman]

Honoring Sensei Norris.

 

[berkeman]

 

[nuuskur]

 

[DaveC426913]

Nowhere else to put this, Thought it was cute.

 

[kuruman]

When cleaning out old files I came across an 11-year old named "Lame Physics Jokes" which I had completely forgotten. I don't believe they came from this thread so I will share them one at a time to give you a chance to recover. They are certainly worthy of the late @phinds's howling wolf.

What does $~V=IR~$ (Ohm's Law) become at low temperature?

Spoiler

$F=\dfrac{1}{4\pi\epsilon_0}\dfrac{q_1q_2}{r^2}$ (Cool Ohm's Law)

 

[DennisN]

 

[DennisN]

 

[DaveC426913]

 

[kuruman]

Why did the spin skip the Stern-Gerlach centennial celebration of 2022?

Spoiler

It wasn't up for it.

 

[jtbell]

I wonder which part of a 9/10 dentist got chopped off?

 

[symbolipoint]

I have just one main complaint about that joke. The goal is not to "help" tooth decay. The goal is to prevent and reduce tooth decay.

 

[davenn]

 

[kuruman]

What is the time interval $dt$ between being awake and falling asleep called?

Spoiler

Moment of inertia.