Collection of Lame Jokes

[BillTre]

 

[symbolipoint]

jtbell,
The Guaranteed Shorter Hair joke is related also to another idea: Shave your head, and you can have even shorter hair. Save money from going to the barber (but spend more this way by purchasing blades, new soaps, maybe too new razors and new brushes. Even if they are more than your needs.)

 

[berkeman]

Speaking as a bike rider, thanks for the heads-up!

 

[DaveC426913]

Jennys number: 6666666655555550009

 

[DaveC426913]

Jennys number: 6666666655555550009

It seemed more clever in my head.

 

[berkeman]

It seemed more clever in my head.

Well now that I've finally decoded it, yes it's clever.

 

[jtbell]

 

[BillTre]

A rare Michigan joke:

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[Swamp Thing]

All of the critters especially the squirrels and rabbits tend to eat on an edge or corner. Eventually the blocks become round. Just in handling the blocks I notice The seed pops loose much easier on an edge or corner.

Also, they know that if they maximize surface area to volume then more of them can feed at a time with less jostling.

 

[symbolipoint]

Also, they know that if they maximize surface area to volume then more of them can feed at a time with less jostling.

You say that they know this? Either it is a bit of humor or you mean it. If true then some credit to them.

 

[Swamp Thing]

You say that they know this? Either it is a bit of humor or you mean it. If true then some credit to them.

Quick check... ah yes, this is the lame jokes thread.

 

[jtbell]

A rare Michigan joke:


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Males are Michiganders, females are Michigeese.

And they show you the location of their hometown by pointing to a spot on their right palm. Except for the Yoopers, who use their left palm and hold it sideways.

 

[WWGD]

Topologist sits at a bar, asks "Cup of coffee, please". Waiter says,"We have no coffee". Topologist says "Ok, just give me a donut".

 

[WWGD]

A little on the dark side: A rock singer at a concert tells the audience "Every time we play a song, 10 people die in Africa". Someone from the audience shouts " Then stop doing it, you bastard!".

 

[jtbell]

 

[Swamp Thing]

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AI in 2050 : Thanks for holding my beer.

 

[jtbell]

Yet another Michigan joke:

Why do Yoopers (people who live in the Upper Peninsula) call people who live in the Lower Peninsula "trolls"?

Because they live under a bridge.

 

[jtbell]

 

[WWGD]

For Andre the Giant, every computer was a laptop.

 

[WWGD]

For Andre the Giant, every computer was a laptop.

@symbolipoint : Chill, dude, it's the joke section. Doesn't need to be 100% factual.

 

[symbolipoint]

@symbolipoint : Chill, dude, it's the joke section. Doesn't need to be 100% factual.

I know. But I cannot find what I said. Was removed?

 

[WWGD]

I know. But I cannot find what I said. Was removed?

No, you didn't literally say anything , you used the 'skeptic' emoji, which I interpret as you being doubtful of what I wrote.

 

[BillTre]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[DaveC426913]

No, you didn't literally say anything , you used the 'skeptic' emoji, which I interpret as you being doubtful of what I wrote.

Maybe he was just skeptical about it being funny!

 

[symbolipoint]

For Andre the Giant, every computer was a laptop.

I guess I understand the joke a little better. I made the critical view that a laptop bears some portability while desktop computers are far less so, and need to be plugged into wall outlet A.C.

 

[jtbell]

 

[Ibix]

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I guess it means you can just drive normally because it'shcool, man.