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Am I prepared? or For those of you I'm about to offend I do apologize

  1. Feb 19, 2005 #1
    "Am I prepared?"or "For those of you I'm about to offend I do apologize"

    Okay, it is raining like crazy here in the desert so I'm spending the weekend bottled up inside. I just went and bought a Jack in the Box "Bruschetta Chiabatta" value meal with a Dr. Pepper. three previously viewed dvds from Hollywood video "Shreck 2" "Dodgeball" and "I,robot" I also bought a bottle of Grey goose vodka ($27.99 what a rip off). Can you think of anything else I may need before I open up the vodka?
     
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  3. Feb 19, 2005 #2
    YUCK!! the chiabatta tastes like crap. I highly recommend staying away from them if you ever go to Jack in the Box. Looks like Papa Johns is gonna have to deliver.
     
  4. Feb 19, 2005 #3
    DAMN! I'm a bachelor, i don't have any small glasses. I only have big jack in the box/big gulp/thirst quencher cups. can't drink vodka out of a 44oz cup now can I?
     
  5. Feb 19, 2005 #4
    Are you serious? Porn!? Wait, nevermind, I forgot, you have the ultimate collection :smile: Nope, guess thats all you need.
     
  6. Feb 19, 2005 #5
    Did the vodka not come in a bottle?
     
  7. Feb 19, 2005 #6
    PORN! what was I thinking? I have a 10 dollar crack whore hooker hanging around outside does that count?
     
  8. Feb 19, 2005 #7
    That should work
     
  9. Feb 19, 2005 #8
    okay, here goes. I have stripped down to my underwear and am about to take a drink. Wish me luck.
     
  10. Feb 19, 2005 #9
    lol, good luck.
     
  11. Feb 19, 2005 #10

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    Dodgeball RULES! Have you seen it before?
     
  12. Feb 19, 2005 #11
    I gotta say, I'm not a drinker. I'm not anti drinking or anything like that, I just don't drink very often. This Grey Goose is so good. I might try becoming an alcoholic just for the hell of it. It is so much NOT rubbing alcohol flavored like cheap vodka is. lol I've had 2 sips and already my cheeks are warm. so is my face
     
  13. Feb 19, 2005 #12

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    I just called your local ER and told them you were getting liquored up. They've got a team standing by.
     
  14. Feb 19, 2005 #13
    thank you very much. I'm getting hungry already. How does this stove thing work again? I'll bet if I put the microwave in the oven I could pop some popcorn super fast.
     
  15. Feb 19, 2005 #14
    nevermind, who's idea was it that popcorn needs to be cooked? tastes *crack* pretty good *snap* right out of the bag.
     
  16. Feb 19, 2005 #15
    signs of alcohol taking effect: remembering commercial snap crackle pop, but thinking crack snapple stop.
     
  17. Feb 19, 2005 #16

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    *calls ER back. Requests dentist on standby as well.*
     
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  18. Feb 19, 2005 #17

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    I too thought Dodgeball was a hilarious parody !! :rofl: It must be even better with Grey Goose.
     
  19. Feb 19, 2005 #18
    okay, just out of curiosity, If I was to jump on a plane who would be willing to pick me up at the airport and put me up for the night?
     
  20. Feb 19, 2005 #19

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    You could visit Franz. He'd have some drinks with you.
     
  21. Feb 19, 2005 #20

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    Hmmm, so you won't drink my $9.95 for a 1.75 liter bottle vodka? :frown: It tastes ok to me. :biggrin:
     
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