And they wonder why kids are so fat.

[matthyaouw]

For Christmas I was given a chocolate bar with 1500 calories.

I kid you not!

1500 calories!

 

[Pengwuino]

... how big was it? If it was like, 3 feet long, shut up and give me a foot :P

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

That's like a bacon cheese burger with alvacado wrapped up in a chocolate bar. Ewwww...

 

[Moonbear]

... how big was it? If it was like, 3 feet long, shut up and give me a foot :P

Same here. I guess you're just supposed to eat a little bit at a time.

 

[Cyrus]

Give me the brand name please, I could use that as weight gainer for lifting. I want to buy a few, do they have other flavors?

 

[Jelfish]

hmm. 20,920 m^2/s^2 = 2.32E-13 c^2 (energy per unit mass)

 

[matthyaouw]

Give me the brand name please, I could use that as weight gainer for lifting. I want to buy a few, do they have other flavors?

That's a Yorkie. I don't know if they do them in the US. They might do one with nuts in too.

 

[tribdog]

... how big was it? If it was like, 3 feet long, shut up and give me a foot :P

funniest line I've heard in the last 6 months, not counting the caption thread.

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

It's a 300 g candy bar!
The slogan on it is hysterical..."it's not a pint, but it's better than socks." I think I'd stick it in someone's Christmas stocking just for that slogan.
Yep, start sharing.

Uh oh Moonie, you should see their new ad campaign...

I think the sisterhood has some butt kickin to do.

 

[FredGarvin]

That Yorkie campaign is not so new. It has been around for a while. I saw this quite a bit when going after that damned Twix clue in Pron.

GB has some great advertising slogans. They seem to be able to get away with more tongue-in-cheek type stuff.

 

[arildno]

I quite understand the thrill about getting to chew on a fat, juicy bar like that. Enjoy!

 

[Lisa!]

Morals: Kids are fat because they're stingy!

Who on the Earth has told you should eat it alone?

 

[arildno]

Morals: Kids are fat because they're stingy!
Who on the Earth has told you should eat it alone?

No, indeed! Sharing is fun..

 

[Moonbear]

Uh oh Moonie, you should see their new ad campaign...

I think the sisterhood has some butt kickin to do.

Oh, no, they're quite right, it's not for girls...or boys...that's far too serious of a candy bar for mere children. It's definitely something only a grown woman could handle.

 

[saltydog]

For Christmas I was given a chocolate bar with 1500 calories.
I kid you not!
1500 calories!

No sweat. Once I watched Dr. Phil right after I just bought 5 of those energy bars. You know the ones that are 300 calories each. The topic was about anorexia. This girl had anorexia and while I was downing those bars, all five of them, it occurred to me from what she was saying, that I had just ate in 20 minutes what she would have eaten in a month. How about those big hershey bars? Gotta' be a 1000 or so. I've chuncked a few of those too.:!)

Edit: Alright, don't want to sound like a pig. I'm a big believer in calories in balanced by effort out (I had just finished exercising before those bars). Simple equation really.