Are Cannibals and Clowns Similar in Unexpected Ways?

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The discussion features a series of humorous and metaphorical comparisons, primarily focusing on life, sex, and gender. Participants liken various experiences and concepts to everyday objects and ideas, such as comparing sex to pizza—suggesting that even when it's not great, it's still enjoyable. Life is described as a rubber sheet, emphasizing its unpredictability. The conversation also touches on the complexities of having a baby, with a comedic reference to Carol Burnett's quote. Gender comparisons are made, portraying women as beautiful and wise like Tibet, while men are humorously likened to Canada, suggesting a lack of control. The dialogue includes playful banter about anatomy, humorously suggesting the use of Latin terms. Overall, the thread is characterized by lighthearted and irreverent humor, exploring the absurdities of life and relationships.
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People are like crayons. You are always told not to eat them but some people still do.

Your Turn.
 
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Sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.
 
Sex is like air, it's not important unless you aren't getting any
 
Life is like a rubber sheet. You can stretch it out for a while but you never really know when it's going to tear in half.
 
A violin is like a bicycle, sort of.
 
A bicycle is like a camel, sort of.
 
Life is like a bowl of cherries. It can be sweet and juicy or it can be the pits.
 
Sex is like $&@%ing a bicycle, you never really forget how.
 
Sex is like... really fun.
 
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Sex is like conservatism. I don't get either.
 
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Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and stretching it over the back of your head - Carol Burnett
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and stretching it over the back of your head - Carol Burnett
So you're saying having a baby is impossible?
 
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A woman between the ages of 1 and 70+ is like Tibet.
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, only those with adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.


A man between the ages of 1 and 70+ is like Canada --- ruled by a dick.
 
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Oh yeah, well at least we can pee anywhere we want!
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
Oh yeah, well at least we can pee anywhere we want!

Like... Roman soldiers used to use their own urine as a mouthwash and, for the most part, Rome was ruled by a dick.:confused:
 
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baywax said:
Like... Roman soldiers used to use their own urine as a mouthwash

like real men...? I thought that was a new-age thing.

Please refer to all private anatomy only in Latin.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
like real men...? I thought that was a new-age thing.

Please refer to all private anatomy only in Latin.

A Vice Presidenticus is like a public announcement for fire arms safety practices.
 
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Opinions are like @$$ holes. Everyone has one, but mine is the only one that doesn't stink.
 
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"Never knew A$$holes had teeth, until that day I saw you smile"
 
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Cannibals are like clowns. Hilarious.
 
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