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Moonbear said:
If one hosts a whine and cheese party, what's the best whine to bring?
I suggest a vintage 1987 Pinot-one-cares-about-me Noir.

Help! The Jellyfish have gotten to Moonbear! Can she be saved? :eek:
 
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Math Is Hard said:
Help! The Jellyfish have gotten to Moonbear! Can she be saved? :eek:

We are the jellyfish, we have Moonbear, resistance is futile, send Fauchon chocolate and we will not harm her.

Why do they have so many names for beige if you want to buy beige paint?
 
Moonbear said:
We are the jellyfish, we have Moonbear, resistance is futile, send Fauchon chocolate and we will not harm her.

Why do they have so many names for beige if you want to buy beige paint?
"Yeah, it's not like it is snow"~an eskimo

How often should I trim my fingernails?
 
tribdog said:
How often should I trim my fingernails?

If you'd just use your scratching post, your nails wouldn't need trimming at all.

How do you herd snails, is it as hard as herding cats?
 
Of course I've heard of cats. Just cause I don't like them doesn't mean I haven't heard of them.

How do I get the bad taste out of my welcome mat?
 
A two-fer!

tribdog said:
How do I get the bad taste out of my welcome mat?

Stop licking it.

Astronuc said:
How can WE be alone?

Yes, let's run away together!

Why do they put decorative patterns on paper towels, was there something wrong with plain white?
 
Moonbear said:
Why do they put decorative patterns on paper towels, was there something wrong with plain white?

Because it's cheaper. Instead of designing new machines for just plain white, they use the machines that design some curtains like the ones they have in the dorms.
 
Physics_wiz said:
Because it's cheaper. Instead of designing new machines for just plain white, they use the machines that design some curtains like the ones they have in the dorms.
Dammit Physics_wiz! this thread has been going for almost a year and you just ruined it by not asking a question. Well, it was fun while it lasted everyone. Time to go home.
 
Whoooooooooooops! :eek:

Uhhhhhhh...why did I forget to post a question? :rolleyes: :shy:
 
Astronuc said:
Is this quetion relevant then? Or revelant for that matter?
yes... I mean, no. no wait, it's yes - I definitely meant yes.

Speaking of relevant, why does Gokul use a waffle iron with a big strip of bacon in front of it for his avatar?
 
because he's not just for breakfast anymore.

I'm learning how to paint what should I paint a picture of?
 
You should paint yourself—just don't paint yourself with transparent paint because you won't be able to find yourself anymore.

If somebody else finds him, where should they send him?
 
To Hollywood; They're remaking the Invisible Man.

Considering it's been going on for 1 year & 2 days, with 654 posts, when will the "Should we eat meat?" thread end?
 
Put them in a pot to roast.

Why do people try to poison a person with stewed tomatoes?
 
Ba said:
Why do people try to poison a person with stewed tomatoes?


Because stewing broccolli removes the poison in it.


If broccolli is supposed to be a mini tree, what is cauliflower a mini version of?
 
It's a mini tree with snow on it.

Is the tomato a fruit or a vegetable?
 
ZeAsYn51 said:
Is the tomato a fruit or a vegetable?


Neither. It is a mineral along with cucumber, carrot and pork pies.


Are nuts fruit or vegetables?
 
jimmy p said:
Because stewing broccolli removes the poison in it.


If broccolli is supposed to be a mini tree, what is cauliflower a mini version of?
cauliflower is a mini version of a forest on a small planet.
Why is the color blue blue?
 
Because the person was colorblind and thought the bomb 'blue' up blue.

Why does school make people stupider?
 
jimmy p said:
Are nuts fruit or vegetables?

I'll say fruits so I don't have to type vegetables.

Ba said:
Why does school make people stupider?

If you have to ask, you'll never know.

Can you get pregnant from eating fruit nuts?
 
honestrosewater said:
Can you get pregnant from eating fruit nuts?


Depends if you eat a male or female nut.


How come there are never obese or anorexic plants and animals in the wild?
 
Because the ones who can get obese evolved into humans.

Why do I always wave back when girls wave to someone behind me and never wave when they're actually waving to me?
 
Physics_wiz said:
Why do I always wave back when girls wave to someone behind me and never wave when they're actually waving to me?

This is a simple case of mistaken identity.

When chickens get chicken pox, how do they scratch?
 
honestrosewater said:
When chickens get chicken pox, how do they scratch?

Ha ha...that's a trick quetion. We know that chickens don't get chicken pox.

And speaking of chickens and stupid quetions, answer this one if you can :
What's the difference between a chicken ?
 
Gokul43201 said:
And speaking of chickens and stupid quetions, answer this one if you can :
What's the difference between a chicken ?

Nope, can't anser it.

Which is better for banging on pots and pans, wooden spoons or metal spoons?
 
Save up your money and buy drums.

Which came first, the number 1 or the number 0?