I mean, is randomness a provable property of the integers?
What does this mean? I don't see how this makes any sense. It's not really meaningful to ask whether the integers are random.
can there be such thing as a random integer?
That depends on what you mean by a random integer. An integer is a particular one. You can't have an integer that is 50% 1 and 50% 3. However what you can have is a random variable taking values in the integers. For instance we may have a random variable X that has a 50% chance of being 1 and a 50% change of being 3. However formally we can merely interpret X as a function from [0,1] to the integers such that X(w) = 1 if w < 0.5 and X(w) = 3 otherwise. There is nothing random, but if you choose a random number (uniformly) in [0,1] you can use that and the random variable function to choose either 1 or 3 with probability 50% each.
These sorts of formal constructions are formalized in probability theory. A lot of it depends on mapping [0,1] into a space to determine how likely something is. In the discrete case we may instead map something like {1,2,3,4} into a set to determine probability. For instance we may assign 25% probability to 1, 2, 3 and 4. To determine a random color we may map 1 and 2 into "Red", 3 into "Green" and 4 into "Blue". Then we say that there is 50% chance of getting red, 25% of green and 25% of blue. This is all randomness is to mathematicians. I may instead have said that 1 have 50% probability, 2 have 10%, 3 have 40% and 4 have 0%. Then we have 60% of getting red, 40% of getting green and 0% of getting blue (We're changing the underlying probability space which describes the probabilities of different events). We do not need to demonstrate that such randomness occurs in real life. We just postulate its existence and reason about the effects given some formal rules. If physicists feel our system model real-life they can use it, but math makes no guarantee that it has anything to do with how randomness works in the real world. In high school you may assume that a dice thrown will randomly result in one of 6 values, but in reality we may be able to calculate the outcome from how it's thrown. Maybe there is a 100% change of it being 4 if you just observes the hand throwing it carefully enough.
to me it seems no IF the "one way function" theorem is disproved.
I haven't heard of this before. I looked it up and it seems the "one way function" theorem is a conjecture stating that a one way function exists. However I'm not sure what this has to do with randomness. If you feel it's important would you mind giving a short explanation of what this is and why it has any impact on randomness?
at the same time, what about those wacky isotopes from half lives, ie schrodinger. what's the deal??
This is about physics not mathematics. In mathematics we sometimes work with systems that are hard to think of as the model of something physical. For instance we have numbers larger than the number of objects in the universe (assuming some discreteness of objects and finiteness of the universe). Even if the universe is deterministic and nothing is truly random we can still work with what mathematicians call randomness as long as we work with formal systems. I have no idea whether randomness exists in the universe, but we can certainly model it mathematically.