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Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spider.
Because the spider spider.
Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
- Knowledge of cultural references in humor
- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
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Reminds me of an old bit of doggerel:
A flea and a fly were trapped in a flue.
Said the flea to the fly: "What shall we do?"
"Let us flee!" said the fly,
"Let us fly!" said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
A flea and a fly were trapped in a flue.
Said the flea to the fly: "What shall we do?"
"Let us flee!" said the fly,
"Let us fly!" said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
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Lately I told a chemistry joke.
No reaction.
No reaction.
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The reaction in the mathematics department was very limited as well.fresh_42 said:
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Was there a bonding there?mfb said:
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what's the fastest food?
Scone
Scone
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?I-Love-Maths2 said:
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you can't fail to get that oneDrClaude said:
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's' gone
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Looking at Merriam-Webster:I-Love-Maths2 said:
I always heard it pronounced the first way, so the joke didn't make sense to me.
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Skål ?DrClaude said:
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Not now, I'm workingfresh_42 said:
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Ah, the good old "s'gone", "s-cone" discussion. About as good as Alumin(i)um (three archives pages just for the spelling discussion).
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When you leave your last breakfast/tea pastry out too long, what do you end up with?
The scone of stone.
The scone of stone.
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To be pedantic, that's a third pronunciation of Scone (scoon, more or less) that is not the same as either way of pronouncing the bread thing.jtbell said:
That didn't stop Sir Terry Pratchett writing a whole book based around a legendary dwarvish battle-bread.
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Drunkard: "I am not seeing d-double! Here, I see t-two eyes of the cat coming in."
Waiter: "The cat's going out, not in!"
Waiter: "The cat's going out, not in!"
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Jean Claude van Damme breaks down (with his car) in the middle of nowhere. Finds small house. "Knock knock ..."
(Old man living in:) "who is it?"
"This is Jean Claude van Damme; my car broke down; can I use your phone?"
(Old man:) "Why don't the four of you go back where you came from ! (../to he..l) ..."
(Old man living in:) "who is it?"
"This is Jean Claude van Damme; my car broke down; can I use your phone?"
(Old man:) "Why don't the four of you go back where you came from ! (../to he..l) ..."
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I don't get it.Stavros Kiri said:
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"Spoiler" (e.g. for those who don't know the details): Jean Claude van Damme is a famous actor, ... but he is One not 4 people, despite his name! ... [EnumaElish seems to have gotten it ...]DaveC426913 said:I don't get it.
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Toothbrush: "Gee! I think I have the worst job in the world! ..."
Toilet paper: "Yeah right!? ..."
Toilet paper: "Yeah right!? ..."
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A photon enters a hotel. Clerk asks if he has luggage.
"No. I'm traveling light"
"No. I'm traveling light"
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MOM ?
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Cognitive thinking...
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Man to the barber cutting his hair: Wow, your dog loves to watch your work!
Barber: Oh, that's simply because I often cut off a bit of ear.
Barber: Oh, that's simply because I often cut off a bit of ear.
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A neutron stops at a fire hydrant and along comes an officer.davenn said:
Officer: "Sir, you can't park here. I'll have to charge you."
Neutron: "Please wait. It's only for 15 minutes. After that I'll charge myself."
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Where is the plane now? I want to sue them!davenn said:Cognitive thinking...
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Did you hear about the guy who bought an alpaca so he could give his sweetie a nice warm sweater for her birthday?
Then he found out that alpacas don't know how to knit.
Then he found out that alpacas don't know how to knit.