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President G.H.W.Bush to Henry Kissinger in 1992: I can't understand what the heck is happening in Russia.
Kissinger: You know, Mr. President, according to the Russian press, Russia is entirely governed by our men. And...
Bush: That's enough. I got it.
(from a fun story in an old Russian newspaper)
Kissinger: You know, Mr. President, according to the Russian press, Russia is entirely governed by our men. And...
Bush: That's enough. I got it.
(from a fun story in an old Russian newspaper)
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Horse: what long face? Yours is small and round! ...enigma said:
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My seven year old thinks the baby alien is cute. You can imagine the look on my face when he said that...davenn said:MOM ?
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Did he say it? (Dad ?)Ibix said:
AlexCaledin
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"What is dementia? My doctor tried explaining but I never got it though he said I did."
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Better learn what dementia is before you get it.
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It sounds like the name of a Latin woman who would blow one's mind off.
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Nope. As far as I remember, this was Incontinentia and she bl... - no I won't write the rest, Brian.EnumaElish said:
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mfb said:
The world is made out of ##4## fundamental particles: protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.
AlexCaledin
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Does the world operate as moron collider??
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Many, but using that name for them is not politically correct.AlexCaledin said:
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Incontinentia Buttocks.fresh_42 said:
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She has a husband, you know...DaveC426913 said:
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But, can it pass the IKEA test?
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The footage was faked on Mars.fresh_42 said:
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That?davenn said:you didn't see that one at the top of the page ?
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I think he meant the moon footage was shot on Mars.davenn said:you didn't see that one at the top of the page ?
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What's the use? He won't remember after anyway ...mfb said:
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Things that you learned earlier tend to be available longer.
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... and Donald will never see the money binjtbell said:
