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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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davenn said:
Cognitive thinking...
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
The chicken!

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  • #3,422
this is too funny ! ...

 
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  • #3,423
President G.H.W.Bush to Henry Kissinger in 1992: I can't understand what the heck is happening in Russia.
Kissinger: You know, Mr. President, according to the Russian press, Russia is entirely governed by our men. And...
Bush: That's enough. I got it.
(from a fun story in an old Russian newspaper)
 
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  • #3,424
enigma said:
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at it and asks: "So, why the long face?"
Horse: what long face? Yours is small and round! ...
 
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  • #3,425
davenn said:
MOM ?

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My seven year old thinks the baby alien is cute. You can imagine the look on my face when he said that...
 
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Ibix said:
My seven year old thinks the baby alien is cute. You can imagine the look on my face when he said that...
Did he say it? (Dad ?)
 
  • #3,427
"What is dementia? My doctor tried explaining but I never got it though he said I did."
 
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  • #3,428
Better learn what dementia is before you get it.
 
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  • #3,429
It sounds like the name of a Latin woman who would blow one's mind off.
 
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EnumaElish said:
It sounds like the name of a Latin woman who would blow one's mind off.
Nope. As far as I remember, this was Incontinentia and she bl... - no I won't write the rest, Brian.
 
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mfb said:
If you make one out of actual pie, it is a large collection of electrons, protons and neutrons.

The world is made out of ##4## fundamental particles: protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.
 
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  • #3,432
Does the world operate as moron collider??
 
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AlexCaledin said:
Does the world operate as moron collider??

That might explain a lot of conflicts!
 
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  • #3,434
AlexCaledin said:
Does the world operate as moron collider??
Many, but using that name for them is not politically correct.
 
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  • #3,435
Bogs Bunny would use the word "maroon" instead.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Nope. As far as I remember, this was Incontinentia
Incontinentia Buttocks.
 
  • #3,437
DaveC426913 said:
Incontinentia Buttocks.
She has a husband, you know...
 
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But, can it pass the IKEA test?
 
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  • #3,439
fresh_42 said:
I knew it. The moon landing was a hoax!
The footage was faked on Mars.



 
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  • #3,440
mfb said:
The footage was faked on Mars.

you didn't see that one at the top of the page ? :wink::wink:
 
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  • #3,442
davenn said:
you didn't see that one at the top of the page ? :wink::wink:
That?
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  • #3,443
mfb said:
That?

yes that :smile:

davenn said:
this is too funny ! ...



maybe something weird with your browser ??
 
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davenn said:
you didn't see that one at the top of the page ? :wink::wink:
I think he meant the moon footage was shot on Mars.
 
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DaveC426913 said:
I think he meant the moon footage was shot on Mars.

going by his quote it appeared that he didn't see my video

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  • #3,446
mfb said:
Better learn what dementia is before you get it.
What's the use? He won't remember after anyway ...
 
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  • #3,447
Things that you learned earlier tend to be available longer.
 
  • #3,448
If Mickey and Minnie ever pass away (perish the thought!), where will they be interred?

In a mousoleum.
 
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  • #3,449
jtbell said:
If Mickey and Minnie ever pass away (perish the thought!), where will they be interred?

In a mousoleum.
... and Donald will never see the money bin :biggrin:
 
  • #3,450
So True !

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