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Collection of Lame Jokes
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Discussion Overview
The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.
Discussion Character
- Exploratory
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- Conceptual clarification
Main Points Raised
- Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
- Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
- A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
- There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
- Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.
Areas of Agreement / Disagreement
There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.
Contextual Notes
Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.
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davenn
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this is too funny ! ...
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President G.H.W.Bush to Henry Kissinger in 1992: I can't understand what the heck is happening in Russia.
Kissinger: You know, Mr. President, according to the Russian press, Russia is entirely governed by our men. And...
Bush: That's enough. I got it.
(from a fun story in an old Russian newspaper)
Kissinger: You know, Mr. President, according to the Russian press, Russia is entirely governed by our men. And...
Bush: That's enough. I got it.
(from a fun story in an old Russian newspaper)
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Horse: what long face? Yours is small and round! ...enigma said:
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My seven year old thinks the baby alien is cute. You can imagine the look on my face when he said that...davenn said:MOM ?
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Stavros Kiri
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Did he say it? (Dad ?)Ibix said:
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"What is dementia? My doctor tried explaining but I never got it though he said I did."
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Better learn what dementia is before you get it.
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It sounds like the name of a Latin woman who would blow one's mind off.
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Nope. As far as I remember, this was Incontinentia and she bl... - no I won't write the rest, Brian.EnumaElish said:
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mfb said:
The world is made out of ##4## fundamental particles: protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.
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Does the world operate as moron collider??
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AlexCaledin said:
That might explain a lot of conflicts!
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Many, but using that name for them is not politically correct.AlexCaledin said:
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BillTre
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Bogs Bunny would use the word "maroon" instead.
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Incontinentia Buttocks.fresh_42 said:
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She has a husband, you know...DaveC426913 said:
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EnumaElish
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But, can it pass the IKEA test?
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The footage was faked on Mars.fresh_42 said:
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you didn't see that one at the top of the page ?mfb said:
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That?davenn said:you didn't see that one at the top of the page ?
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mfb said:
yes that
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maybe something weird with your browser ??
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I think he meant the moon footage was shot on Mars.davenn said:you didn't see that one at the top of the page ?
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DaveC426913 said:
going by his quote it appeared that he didn't see my video
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What's the use? He won't remember after anyway ...mfb said:
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Things that you learned earlier tend to be available longer.
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If Mickey and Minnie ever pass away (perish the thought!), where will they be interred?
In a mousoleum.
In a mousoleum.
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... and Donald will never see the money binjtbell said:
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So True !
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