Collection of Lame Jokes

[Ibix]

Cognitive thinking...

Knock knock!
Who's there?
The chicken!

ref

 

[davenn]

this is too funny ! ...

 

[AlexCaledin]

President G.H.W.Bush to Henry Kissinger in 1992: I can't understand what the heck is happening in Russia.
Kissinger: You know, Mr. President, according to the Russian press, Russia is entirely governed by our men. And...
Bush: That's enough. I got it.
(from a fun story in an old Russian newspaper)

 

[Stavros Kiri]

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at it and asks: "So, why the long face?"

Horse: what long face? Yours is small and round! ...

 

[Ibix]

MOM ?

My seven year old thinks the baby alien is cute. You can imagine the look on my face when he said that...

 

[Stavros Kiri]

My seven year old thinks the baby alien is cute. You can imagine the look on my face when he said that...

Did he say it? (Dad ?)

 

[AlexCaledin]

"What is dementia? My doctor tried explaining but I never got it though he said I did."

 

[mfb]

Better learn what dementia is before you get it.

 

[EnumaElish]

It sounds like the name of a Latin woman who would blow one's mind off.

 

[fresh_42]

It sounds like the name of a Latin woman who would blow one's mind off.

Nope. As far as I remember, this was Incontinentia and she bl... - no I won't write the rest, Brian.

 

[fresh_42]

If you make one out of actual pie, it is a large collection of electrons, protons and neutrons.

The world is made out of $4$ fundamental particles: protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.

 

[AlexCaledin]

Does the world operate as moron collider??

 

[BillTre]

Does the world operate as moron collider??

That might explain a lot of conflicts!

 

[mfb]

Does the world operate as moron collider??

Many, but using that name for them is not politically correct.

 

[BillTre]

Bogs Bunny would use the word "maroon" instead.

 

[DaveC426913]

Nope. As far as I remember, this was Incontinentia

Incontinentia Buttocks.

 

[Ibix]

Incontinentia Buttocks.

She has a husband, you know...

 

[EnumaElish]

But, can it pass the IKEA test?

 

[mfb]

I knew it. The moon landing was a hoax!

The footage was faked on Mars.

 

[davenn]

The footage was faked on Mars.

you didn't see that one at the top of the page ?

 

[davenn]

 

[mfb]

you didn't see that one at the top of the page ?

That?

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[davenn]

That?

yes that

this is too funny ! ...

maybe something weird with your browser ??

 

[DaveC426913]

you didn't see that one at the top of the page ?

I think he meant the moon footage was shot on Mars.

 

[davenn]

I think he meant the moon footage was shot on Mars.

going by his quote it appeared that he didn't see my video

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[Stavros Kiri]

Better learn what dementia is before you get it.

What's the use? He won't remember after anyway ...

 

[mfb]

Things that you learned earlier tend to be available longer.

 

[jtbell]

If Mickey and Minnie ever pass away (perish the thought!), where will they be interred?

In a mousoleum.

 

[fresh_42]

If Mickey and Minnie ever pass away (perish the thought!), where will they be interred?

In a mousoleum.

... and Donald will never see the money bin

 

[davenn]

So True !