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Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
- Knowledge of cultural references in humor
- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
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davenn
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this is too funny ! ...
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President G.H.W.Bush to Henry Kissinger in 1992: I can't understand what the heck is happening in Russia.
Kissinger: You know, Mr. President, according to the Russian press, Russia is entirely governed by our men. And...
Bush: That's enough. I got it.
(from a fun story in an old Russian newspaper)
Kissinger: You know, Mr. President, according to the Russian press, Russia is entirely governed by our men. And...
Bush: That's enough. I got it.
(from a fun story in an old Russian newspaper)
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Horse: what long face? Yours is small and round! ...enigma said:
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My seven year old thinks the baby alien is cute. You can imagine the look on my face when he said that...davenn said:MOM ?
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Did he say it? (Dad ?)Ibix said:
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"What is dementia? My doctor tried explaining but I never got it though he said I did."
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Better learn what dementia is before you get it.
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It sounds like the name of a Latin woman who would blow one's mind off.
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Nope. As far as I remember, this was Incontinentia and she bl... - no I won't write the rest, Brian.EnumaElish said:
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mfb said:
The world is made out of ##4## fundamental particles: protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.
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Does the world operate as moron collider??
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AlexCaledin said:
That might explain a lot of conflicts!
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Many, but using that name for them is not politically correct.AlexCaledin said:
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BillTre
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Bogs Bunny would use the word "maroon" instead.
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Incontinentia Buttocks.fresh_42 said:
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She has a husband, you know...DaveC426913 said:
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EnumaElish
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But, can it pass the IKEA test?
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The footage was faked on Mars.fresh_42 said:
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you didn't see that one at the top of the page ?mfb said:
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That?davenn said:you didn't see that one at the top of the page ?
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mfb said:
yes that
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maybe something weird with your browser ??
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I think he meant the moon footage was shot on Mars.davenn said:you didn't see that one at the top of the page ?
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DaveC426913 said:
going by his quote it appeared that he didn't see my video
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What's the use? He won't remember after anyway ...mfb said:
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Things that you learned earlier tend to be available longer.
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If Mickey and Minnie ever pass away (perish the thought!), where will they be interred?
In a mousoleum.
In a mousoleum.
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... and Donald will never see the money binjtbell said:
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davenn
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So True !
