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hmmm yesEDIT:something about the sentence disturbs me
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Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
- Knowledge of cultural references in humor
- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
hmmm yesEDIT:something about the sentence disturbs me
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This thread is for posting lame jokes. Everyone, please get back on topic.
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Where does a lizard go when it tail falls off?
The retail store. : - )
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autotomy
The retail store. : - )
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autotomy
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Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat mate.
To see his flat mate.
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How fitting... cows on the loose in DeKalb County, Georgia.
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Good they are pros there in DeKalb in De-Kalb-ification!jtbell said:
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In "micro-chat" (going on right now), micromass said (roughly):
"I am at -273°C, but ... hey! I'm '0K' ! ..."
When I asked for permission to quote the joke from the mutual discussion, julian answered: "Absolutely!" ...
"I am at -273°C, but ... hey! I'm '0K' ! ..."
When I asked for permission to quote the joke from the mutual discussion, julian answered: "Absolutely!" ...
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From the Tweets reproduced on that page, I think DeKalb County PD would be right at home on this thread.jtbell said:
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What do you get if you cross an amoeba and a walkie talkie?
A cellphone.
A cellphone.
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Life begins in a cell.
With some, it ends in it as well.
With some, it ends in it as well.
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There was a young man from Japan,
Whose limericks just wouldn't scan,
When he was asked why,
He said in reply,
"I'm not really sure but I think it might be because I always try to cram as many words into the last line as I possibly can".
Whose limericks just wouldn't scan,
When he was asked why,
He said in reply,
"I'm not really sure but I think it might be because I always try to cram as many words into the last line as I possibly can".
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I think a substation switch issue caused that ... lolStavros Kiri said:
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A friend asked me "Whats so special about today?"
I replied "nothing, just Donald Trump evicting ANOTHER family!"
I replied "nothing, just Donald Trump evicting ANOTHER family!"
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I have to quote my favourite "anti-limerick" due to W S Gilbert:dkotschessaa said:
There was an old man of St. Bees,
Who was stung in the arm by a wasp,
Who was stung in the arm by a wasp,
When asked, "Does it hurt?"
He replied, "No, it doesn't,
I'm so glad that it wasn't a hornet."He replied, "No, it doesn't,
And this mathematical limerick due to Leigh Mercer:
## (12 + 144 + 20 ##
## + 3\sqrt{4} )##
## + 3\sqrt{4} )##
## \div 7 ##
## + 5 \times 11 ##
## = 9^2 + 0 #### + 5 \times 11 ##
A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.Plus five times eleven
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An Egyptian and a Greek:
E: Hey, great news from back home! After digging under the pyramids they discovered and found wires and cables, which means they had telephony back then!
[, so all civilization did in fact start from Egypt!]
G: Hey, that's nothing! No big deal. In Greece, while digging under Acropolis in the greek ruins, to construct the Athens "Metro" (US: subway, UK: underground), they discovered and found nothing! (no wires or cables etc.)
E: So!? So what?
G: It means they had mobile telephony back then! ...
E: Hey, great news from back home! After digging under the pyramids they discovered and found wires and cables, which means they had telephony back then!
[, so all civilization did in fact start from Egypt!]
G: Hey, that's nothing! No big deal. In Greece, while digging under Acropolis in the greek ruins, to construct the Athens "Metro" (US: subway, UK: underground), they discovered and found nothing! (no wires or cables etc.)
E: So!? So what?
G: It means they had mobile telephony back then! ...
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DrGreg said:
brilliant ... hadn't heard that one before
Dave
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What is orange and hairy and comes back when you throw it?
A boomorang-utan.
A boomorang-utan.
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And I could have sworn you've meant the new ...Ibix said:
(I got to stop watching too much news ...)
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Continuing my theme, what's made of egg and sugar and comes back when you throw it?
A boomeringue.
What do you call a cow that comes back when you throw it?
A moomerang.
A boomeringue.
What do you call a cow that comes back when you throw it?
A moomerang.
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What do you call a Donald Trump speech?
Tweeting from the mouth.
Tweeting from the mouth.
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Looks like he also evicted a whole bunch of jokes out of this thread during his inauguration ! ...Bipolar Demon said:
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No, that was me. I didn't evict any actual jokes...Stavros Kiri said:
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What?! Was somebody trolling the lame jokes thread?Mark44 said:
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No, they were jokes that didn't make it even to the level of "lame jokes."Ibix said:
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Let the public decideMark44 said:
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Why did the Cookie Monster visit the doctor?
He felt crumby.
He felt crumby.
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Swiss cheese has holes.
More cheese means more holes.
More holes means less cheese.
Ergo: More cheese is less cheese.
More cheese means more holes.
More holes means less cheese.
Ergo: More cheese is less cheese.