Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #4,081
Ibix said:
It's right next to the second hand shop.
Don't forget a clock's third hand is its second hand.

The first hand is the hour hand.
The second hand is the minute hand.
The third hand is the second hand.

As explained by Dave Allen
 
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  • #4,082
DrGreg said:
Don't forget a clock's third hand is its second hand.

The first hand is the hour hand.
The second hand is the minute hand.
The third hand is the second hand.

As explained by Dave Allen
And the minute hand is the hour hand.
And for more complication, the longer hand is the minute hand.
 
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  • #4,084
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  • #4,086
I'm broke! How broke am I? Somebody hacked my bank account and left me $50.
 
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  • #4,087
haha interesting advertising :smile:

shoot wife and frame motherinlaw.jpg
 
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  • #4,088
just no sense of music appreciation :wink::wink:

playing bagpipes.jpg
 
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  • #4,089
At the grand feast, one cannibal was asked how he thought about the recent missionary arrival.
The cannibal response was to throw up his hands.
 
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  • #4,090
256bits said:
At the grand feast, one cannibal was asked how he thought about the recent missionary arrival.
The cannibal response was to throw up his hands.

Good one! Bet you don't want to see how his hands looked like after being thrown up. ?:)
 
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  • #4,091
256bits said:
At the grand feast, one cannibal was asked how he thought about the recent missionary arrival.
The cannibal response was to throw up his hands.
I didn't get that the first time - needed a bit of time to digest it.
 
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  • #4,092
What's the difference between a goofy Dutchman and a tulip?

Ans: One is a hollow cylinder and the other is a silly Hollander...

(As told by Prince Albert in the TV series "Victoria")
 
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  • #4,093
Mark44 said:
What's the difference between a goofy Dutchman and a tulip?

Ans: One is a hollow cylinder and the other is a silly Hollander...
Have you heard the sad news about the Dutch inventor of inflatable shoes? He's popped his clogs.

As told by Tim Vine
"Popped his clogs" is British slang for "died".
 
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  • #4,094
Six retired Italian Floridian fellows were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Guido loses $1,000 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table...
Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing, but standing up.

At the end of the game, Giovanni looks around and asks, "So, who's going to tell his wife?"
They cut the cards. Pasquale picks the low card and has to carry the news.
They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.
"Discreet? I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me!"

So, Pasquale goes over to the Guido's condo and knocks on the door. Guido's wife Anna answers through the door and asks what he wants.
Pasquale declares: "Your husband just lost $1,000 in a poker game and is afraid to come home."

"Tell that miserable SOB to drop dead!" Anna yells.

Pasquale replies, "I'll go tell him."
 
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  • #4,095
Hey, are you a function for charge on a discharging capacitor? Because you look like a real ##q(t)##*. ;)

*##q(t)=q(0)e^{-\frac{1}{RC}t}##
 
  • #4,096
This might not be the right forum for this, but anyway...
images.jpeg

P.S. Sorry for the bad quality.
 
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  • #4,097
uh huh
Have spent many a freezing winter nite at the scope and camera

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  • #4,098
hahaha ... explains so much ...

Rhinos are just unicorns --.jpg
 
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  • #4,099
Why did the chicken cross the road?Because it wanted to go to McDonald's to eat some nuggets.
 
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  • #4,101
Ivan Samsonov said:
Let themselves go from where?
Letting oneself go is an idiom that means to not care about your weight.
 
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  • #4,102
Borg said:
Letting oneself go is an idiom that means to not care about your weight.
Thanks.:smile:
:oldlaugh: :oldlaugh:
 
  • #4,103
Did you hear about the band of cannibals who captured the Lord of the Jungle? Afterwards, their feasts became insufferable because they insisted on playing the Tarzan's tripes forever.
 
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  • #4,104
jtbell said:
Did you hear about the band of cannibals who captured the Lord of the Jungle? Afterwards, their feasts became insufferable because they insisted on playing the Tarzan's tripes forever.
That one’s a stretch.
 
  • #4,105
stoomart said:
That one’s a stretch.
Stretched over a soundbox, presumably.
 
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  • #4,106
stoomart said:
That one’s a stretch.
Didn't strike a cord with me either.
 
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  • #4,107
Noisy Rhysling said:
Didn't strike a cord with me either.
Although, the percussionists did take a lot of ribbing.
 
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  • #4,108
pick fight with wife.gif
 
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  • #4,109
"With this new App on your smartphone you can pretend you were at home!"
"Great. May I see the office version?"
 
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  • #4,110
being watched.jpg
 
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