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I asked about the NSA once, and was told there is No Such Agency.
Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
- Knowledge of cultural references in humor
- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
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Before judging someone, first walk a mile in their shoes.
That way you're a mile ahead and you've got their shoes.
That way you're a mile ahead and you've got their shoes.
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But there Clearly Is A Fairly Big Item in the budget for it.Noisy Rhysling said:
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I had a phone call this morning with my friend. I placed a lot of crucial words in it, you know, bomb, Jihad and some more of this kind. What shall I say. It's fall, the potatoes, cucumbers, onions and carrots are all harvested, and someone had to dig the garden ...Noisy Rhysling said:
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See also waaaay back on page 8fresh_42 said:
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"They" always do a great job too! Guaranteed. (I hope the rest of the people here realize the answer to the question "Who's "They"?" ...)fresh_42 said:
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yikeessss ... think I would be getting off the plane, knowing that !
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"How did the argument end that you had with her last night?"
"Oh, it ended up with her on her knees, robbing towards me!"
"Wow! What did she say?"
"You cannot hide forever under the table, coward!"
"Oh, it ended up with her on her knees, robbing towards me!"
"Wow! What did she say?"
"You cannot hide forever under the table, coward!"
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Just 366 options for the password, how bad can it be?
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Unless he doesn't remember the year either.mfb said:
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This is why I got married on Valentine's Day. The whole sexual-organs-of-plants industry reminded me every year.
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Lol, me, too. But only because an appointment on Friday 2/13 wasn't available. But it didn't help anyway.Noisy Rhysling said:
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Of course not. There's no such date as 2nd Undecember.fresh_42 said:
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(I learned a new word today on PF. It was used in another discussion. I hadn't paid close attention to the news when President Donald Trump first invented the word. I had to google it to see where it came from). ## \\ ## I would like a cup of "covfefe". LOL :)
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Ibix said:
wow, I didn't even know that the word "sith" was a word outside of star wars
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I found out about it from a serious academic source, and was similarly surprised. I don't know if it's just chance or if Lucas was aware of the myths.davenn said:
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Ibix said:
He is a very bright guy, wouldn't surprise me if he was well aware of the myth
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Big Mitichlorians would like to remind everyone that there is no such thing as a "sith".
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... fyifth, sith, sevfinth, ...
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Halloween coming up.
The witch, invited to a party,
"Sure. I'll come over for a spell."
The witch, invited to a party,
"Sure. I'll come over for a spell."
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I love Halloween, it's the old day of the year nobody stares at me.256bits said:
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Isn't a deeper hole easier to find?;)
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That's easy - dig a bigger hole to bury the first hole in.mfb said:
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What shell we do then?OCR said:Can you really do that ?? ...
View attachment 213733 ⍻ ... Oh my, wait ! !
You can't keep digging a whole hole, hole... after you hit the first turtle ! ! .
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Something turtley different, of course.Noisy Rhysling said: