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We say here: You can see on Thursday who will come for an afternoon tea on Sunday.davenn said:
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davenn said:
Gee, there's even big fans to keep the cows cool... nice ! .
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I'm not sure "like" is quite right for this one...jtbell said:
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Q: Why is the Earth curved?
A: Otherwise it wouldn't be a banana.
A: Otherwise it wouldn't be a banana.
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OCR said:Lol, that picture could have been the cover for an ABBA song....
Lol, OK, just in case somebody " didn't get it " ... .bobby bob said:
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I can see Russia from my house.davenn said:
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Q: What do you call a diamond-encrusted road?
A: A jewel carriageway!
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What do you call a road covered in overlapping tiles?Jehannum said:
A shingle carriageway
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Ugh. Don't let yourself get carriageway with those lame puns, guys.
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Due to recent Mountain Lion attacks in Washington State.
The park service is advising hikers, bikers, fisherman, and hunters to wear bells and carry pepper spray.
The logic is you will not startle a mother bear or mountain lion. If attacked . You can use the pepper spray to defend your self
The park service would advise you learn the difference between mountain lion and bear droppings.
Mountain lion droppings contain bells.
Bear droppings contain bells and smell like pepper.
The park service is advising hikers, bikers, fisherman, and hunters to wear bells and carry pepper spray.
The logic is you will not startle a mother bear or mountain lion. If attacked . You can use the pepper spray to defend your self
The park service would advise you learn the difference between mountain lion and bear droppings.
Mountain lion droppings contain bells.
Bear droppings contain bells and smell like pepper.
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... The suspect's name is Waldorf and he can be identified by his cauliflower ears. But caution, he might be armed with cans of spinach and is considered extraordinary strong.jtbell said:
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The following sounds like a joke, but it's true.jtbell said:
In the UK there is a TV station called "Dave". And its time-shiffted channel that shows Dave delayed by one hour is called: "Dave ja vu".
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Did you hear about the farmer who got behind in his tractor payments?
His bank sent him a John Deere letter...
His bank sent him a John Deere letter...
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Found a species of snake - the adults are all 3.14159m long. It's a ##\pi##-thon
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A Mexican magician says, "I'm going to disappear on the count of three". "One, two", and he disappeared without a tres.
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Do you write Schadenfreude with a "c"?jtbell said:
