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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • #4,591
land so flat dog running away.jpg


been through that region a few times storm chasing ... it is pretty flat !
 

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  • #4,592
davenn said:
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been through that region a few times storm chasing ... it is pretty flat !
We say here: You can see on Thursday who will come for an afternoon tea on Sunday.
 
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  • #4,593
davenn said:
been through that region a few times

Gee, there's even big fans to keep the cows cool... nice ! . :cool:
 
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  • #4,594
What do poker and plumbing have in common?

A straight flush beats a full house every time.
 
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  • #4,595
jtbell said:
Motivation for keeping your sewer pipes unclogged:

A straight flush beats a full house every time.
I'm not sure "like" is quite right for this one... ?:)
 
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  • #4,596
The Earth is neither round nor flat ...

earth not round or flat.jpg


:biggrin::-p:biggrin:
 

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  • #4,597
davenn said:
The Earth is neither round nor flat ...
Lol, that picture could have been the cover for an ABBA song.... :redface:

bobby bob on You Tube said:
I think it's about a banana. Everybody has the right to my opinion.

Lame enough ?? ... lol
(But, I do love that song, though... . :ok:)

.
 
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  • #4,598
Q: Why is the Earth curved?

A: Otherwise it wouldn't be a banana.
 
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  • #4,599
OCR said:
Lol, that picture could have been the cover for an ABBA song.... :redface:
bobby bob said:
I think it's about a banana. Everybody has the right to my opinion.
Lol, OK, just in case somebody " didn't get it " ... . :-p

.
 
  • #4,600
davenn said:
The Earth is neither round nor flat ...

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:biggrin::-p:biggrin:
I can see Russia from my house. :oldtongue:
 
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  • #4,601
Borg said:
I can see Russia from my house. :oldtongue:
does that mean you use less fuel traveling to Russia than coming home from there because it is down hill on the way there ?? :wink:
 
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  • #4,602
Q: What do you call a diamond-encrusted road?

A: A jewel carriageway!
 
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  • #4,603
Jehannum said:
Q: What do you call a diamond-encrusted road?

A: A jewel carriageway!
What do you call a road covered in overlapping tiles?
A shingle carriageway
 
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  • #4,604
Ugh. Don't let yourself get carriageway with those lame puns, guys.
 
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  • #4,605
Due to recent Mountain Lion attacks in Washington State.

The park service is advising hikers, bikers, fisherman, and hunters to wear bells and carry pepper spray.

The logic is you will not startle a mother bear or mountain lion. If attacked . You can use the pepper spray to defend your self

The park service would advise you learn the difference between mountain lion and bear droppings.

Mountain lion droppings contain bells.
Bear droppings contain bells and smell like pepper.
 
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fb/Musical Gifts
 

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fresh_42 said:
fb/Musical Gifts
The original drawing (i.e., without the border) is by Quino.
 
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  • #4,608
Public announcement issued by the police while searching for the gunman who hijacked a lettuce truck:

"Please romaine calm."
 
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jtbell said:
Public announcement issued by the police while searching for the gunman who hijacked a lettuce truck:

"Please romaine calm."
... The suspect's name is Waldorf and he can be identified by his cauliflower ears. But caution, he might be armed with cans of spinach and is considered extraordinary strong.
 
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  • #4,610
jtbell said:
"Please romaine calm."
I forgot the second part of the announcement:

"...and carrot on."
 
  • #4,611
jtbell said:
"...and carrot on."
I can't believe it took me this long to make the connection...

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  • #4,612
What do you call soup made from yesterday’s leftovers?

Déjà stew.
 
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jtbell said:
What do you call soup made from yesterday’s leftovers?

Déjà stew.
The following sounds like a joke, but it's true.

In the UK there is a TV station called "Dave". And its time-shiffted channel that shows Dave delayed by one hour is called: "Dave ja vu".
 
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  • #4,614
Did you hear about the farmer who got behind in his tractor payments?
His bank sent him a John Deere letter...
 
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  • #4,615
Found a species of snake - the adults are all 3.14159m long. It's a ##\pi##-thon
 
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  • #4,616
bluetooth cordless hose.jpg


technology at its finest hahaha
 

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A Mexican magician says, "I'm going to disappear on the count of three". "One, two", and he disappeared without a tres.
 
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  • #4,618
From the Autocorrect Spelling Bee:

"Schadenfreude. S-C-A-R-F. Schadenfreude."
 
  • #4,619
jtbell said:
From the Autocorrect Spelling Bee:

"Schadenfreude. S-C-A-R-F. Schadenfreude."
Do you write Schadenfreude with a "c"?
 
  • #4,620
seems about right

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