Collection of Lame Jokes

[jtbell]

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A future electrical engineer!

 

[kuruman]

A future electrical engineer!

Speaking of which . . .

 

[WWGD]

It seems the WHO checked a pack of dogs for Covid in 2021. After clearing them, WHO let the dogs out.

 

[DennisN]

 

[symbolipoint]

This here is not a joke, but it is a structuring for some jokes:
Two different senses of a word, usable to make comparisons or contrasts.

 

[kuruman]

This here is not a joke, but it is a structuring for some jokes:
Two different senses of a word, usable to make comparisons or contrasts.

You mean something like this

which is a paraprosdokian, or did you have a double-entendre in mind?

 

[WWGD]

You mean something like this
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which is a paraprosdokian, or did you have a double-entendre in mind?

Ah, that paraprosdokian sounds Armenian.

 

[Ibix]

Ah, that paraprosdokian sounds Armenian.

Radio Yerevan: Indeed! Except he lived in Minsk and was born in Byelorussia. And the word is Greek.

 

[kuruman]

Ah, that paraprosdokian sounds Armenian.

And is reminiscent of other illustrious Armenians, such as Valedictorian, Hamiltonian, Lagrangian, $\dots$

 

[WWGD]

And is reminiscent of other illustrious Armenians, such as Valedictorian, Hamiltonian, Lagrangian, $\dots$

There are plenty of Serbians around too: Ironic, Sarcastic, Bombastic, Fantastic.

 

[DennisN]

 

[berkeman]

 

[BillTre]

 

[berkeman]

 

[sbrothy]

OK. Still testing the limits here. Is this too much? If so you know what to do!

 

[sbrothy]

Get your ice-cream....Tutsi-Frutsi Icecream..!

 

[mjc123]

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Could have called it a "lift".

 

[berkeman]

 

[sbrothy]

Get your ice-cream....Tutsi-Frutsi Icecream..!

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EDIT: This is a still picture from the Marx Brother's film "A Day at the Races.". I'm not sure if pirating them is illegal. Some of them are in the public domain by now but which? Every time I find them on an external HDD I feel a little older. Along with the complete Muppet show collection and the complete arcade game ROM DVD collection. Each game is around 200kb so Imagine how many games are on a 6 DVD set!

 

[berkeman]

 

[BillTre]

 

[davenn]

 

[berkeman]

Just push the button to see what squirts out...

 

[DaveC426913]

Solder-sucker?

 

[Ibix]

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Yeah, bad news, looks like he might be doing PCBs.

 

[jtbell]

What do you call those crazy people who live in Buffalo, New York?

Buffaloonies!

 

[davenn]

on the same theme as my last post
I think most of us who have ever flown have probably suffered this problem .....

 

[DaveC426913]

on the same theme as my last post
I think most of us who have ever flown have probably suffered this problem .....

Gotta confess, I was outraged when the airline I was on suddenly decided to seat me near a dog. I am highly allergic.

But that was nothing compared to my apoplexy when I found was not even in a carrier. It snapped at anybody walking by.

What was I to do? If I had raised a stink, I am pretty sure I would have been the one escorted off in cuffs.

 

[berkeman]

What was I to do?

Note to self: Always bring a tennis ball in my carry-on luggage from now on...

 

[DaveC426913]

Note to self: Always bring a tennis ball in my carry-on luggage from now on...

Yeah. And roll it down the aisle during take-off.