Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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“This just in,” “Coronavirus has tested positive for Chuck Norris and is now in quarantine.”

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Did you hear about the fight in the panda enclosure at the zoo? It was absolute pandamonium.
 
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I'm still looking for the "ANY" key so that I can continue...
 
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I asked a salesman why he bangs so loud on people's front doors..

He said it's because he went to the... School of Hard Knocks.
 
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Spongebob Squarepants and his neighbors are being terrorized by a crime gang. In response, the police chief of Bikini Bottom has named the gang's ringleader Public Anemone Number One.
 
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Math Is Hard said:
No Sir!" says the string, "I'm a frayed knot!"
o yes humor for native speakers only
how I long to know English so good to understand such thing from hearing
 
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wrobel said:
o yes humor for native speakers only
how I long to know English so good to understand such thing from hearing
I remember the first time I got a joke (almost) in real time in my second language. Everybody else laughed while I was still sorting out the grammar. So they all stopped laughing just as I started. Then they all laughed at me... 😁
 
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wrobel said:
o yes humor for native speakers only
how I long to know English so good to understand such thing from hearing
That works the other way round, too. I often read good puns which simply do not translate.
 

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