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And when they take Marvin the Martian too? An alien abduction...jtbell said:
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The teacher said, he doesn't want to see always the same fingers in the air, so I raised my middle finger. Also wrong.
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Doesn't sound very friendly, does it? I bet their customers are pretty rare.davenn said:
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My sister lives near a "request" train stop. According to the notice on the platform you must "make an appropriate gesture to the driver" to get the train to stop. I have a suspicion that a lot of people made the same "mistake" fresh is joking about...fresh_42 said:
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Very likely by those, who tried to get off the train, while it didn't stop!Ibix said:
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"It's really nice here. I'll take the apartment!"
"We're in a wine cellar!"
"I'll take the apartment!"
"We're in a wine cellar!"
"I'll take the apartment!"
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What's the difference between Batman and (Jesus)?
Batman has no parens.
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A ham sandwich walks into a bar.
The bartender sees him, and says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here!"
The bartender sees him, and says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here!"
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What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
Doyouthinkitsaurus.
Doyouthinkitsaurus.
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What's red and doesn't fit down a rabbit hole?
A fire engine.
A fire engine.
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Why can't you write with a broken pencil??
Because it's pointless.
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A dinosaur. It already has one eye (one 'i').Ibix said:
What would you call a dinosaur with two eyes?
A diinosaur.
This one is a bit too obscure for me.Ibix said:
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A variation on the one-eyed snake, perhaps?Mark44 said:
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Looks like I'm not the only one who didn't get the joke.fresh_42 said:
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Do you think it Bucksaw us?
( I can't give it all away )
( I can't give it all away )
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OK, got it now...256bits said:Do you think it Bucksaw us?
( I can't give it all away )
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What's round and dangerous?
A vicious circle.
A vicious circle.
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Supposedly the lamest joke of all time...
What's brown and sticky?
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick
Apoligies if this one has already been posted.
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(This isn't a "lame" comic, so to speak, but it isn't a "science" based comic either, so I put it in this thread.)
I figure there are several coffee drinkers on this forum.
[Source: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/coffee]
I figure there are several coffee drinkers on this forum.
[Source: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/coffee]
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It occurs to me thatMark44 said:
A wooden leg
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Lol...
Don't leave your day job yet... but, that is pretty good. .
Ibix said:
Don't leave your day job yet... but, that is pretty good. .
