Collection of Lame Jokes

[BillTre]

Uhm, uhm, what the heck is theoretical philosophy? Do they have an experimental philosophy?

Maybe its the philosophy behind doing theoretical (investigations), like biological philosophy is concerned with the how to do biology.
Things like applicable metaphysics, reasonable questions, ethics, etc.

 

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[Ibix]

Well it's the Dog Star, isn't it? It just wants us to throw a stick for it.

 

[WWGD]

Well it's the Dog Star, isn't it? It just wants us to throw a stick for it.

I think its official name is R.U. Sirius. I thought it was named after Syria, or the other way around.

 

[Ibix]

I think its official name is R.U. Sirius. I thought it was named after Syria, or the other way around.

I think you're taking Libyaties with the truth there.

 

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[Keith_McClary]

Do they have an experimental philosophy?

Experimental Philosophy

 

[WWGD]

Another entry for the joke analysts here in 'Lame Jokes' in PF:

 

[Keith_McClary]

1,000,000 times

 

[Bob Walance]

Science Fun Fact #1 --

It was Pythagoras' mother who was the first person ever to use the expression "Do the math!".

 

[Wrichik Basu]

Another entry for the joke analysts here in 'Lame Jokes' in PF:View attachment 266242

Do you have the link to the video to which these comments were posted?

 

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[WWGD]

Do you have the link to the video to which these comments were posted?

Not off hand, I will look it up.

 

[etotheipi]

Not off hand, I will look it up.

I'm pretty sure it's this

 

[DrGreg]

Reminds me of a joke back in the day when all offices had fax machines. (Younger readers may have to find out what a fax machine was.)

If you run out of paper, you can ask another office to fax some blank pages to you.

 

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[DrGreg]

Hepatitis bee

Image credit: HBV by Dr Graham Beards / CC BY-SA (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)

 

[jim mcnamara]

The pandemic science is on people's minds a lot - bread makers, for example.
One person named starter dough 'patient zero'

 

[Keith_McClary]

Airlines to start flying with the windows down to prevent spread of Covid

Disney World reopens in hopes that inevitable parental deaths will inspire future films

Only Canadian who supports reopening US border catapulted across Detroit River

 

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[sysprog]

 

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[Wrichik Basu]

View attachment 266337

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Keith_McClary]

From the youtube comments:

Kirara's Mom - "I feel sorry for you extroverts. Us introverts is fine."

REPLY
Hey It's Dom! - "Lollll. I'm not an extrovert, I'm an introvert, and I need to get out of this house and have some alone timeeee."

 

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[BillTre]

 

[wrobel]

TEXT:
There is no fitness club here,
you should gorge less

 

[Keith_McClary]

fitness

My Russian is very rusty, I did not notice that the first word transliterates to "fitness club".

 

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View attachment 266460

TEXT:
There is no fitness club here,
you should gorge less

And do so Ipso Fatso.

 

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[Keith_McClary]

View attachment 266492

Defund the police.

 

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Defund the police.

Defund naked subject.

 

[jbriggs444]

That's no fund.

 

[Keith_McClary]

Smile, it's contagious.

 

[etotheipi]

Smile, it's contagious.

Nah I'll pass on that one, one pandemic is enough for me

 

[fresh_42]

Smile, it's contagious.

I know only two people which cause(d) an automatic smile in me:
Tenzin Gyatso and Charles Edward Anderson Berry

 

[phinds]

A truck with a load of Roget's Thesaurus overturned and spilled them all over the road. Witnesses were stunned, startled, flabbergasted, amazed, surprized, taken aback, stupefied ...

 

[phinds]

Johnny was filling up a good-sized hole in his back yard when the neighbor leaned over the fence and asked him what he was doing. The kid explained that he was burying his goldfish, which had died. Neighbor says, that an awfully big hole for a goldfish. Kid replies, yeah, that's 'cause he's inside your cat.

 

[DrGreg]

A truck with a load of Roget's Thesaurus overturned and spilled them all over the road. Witnesses were stunned, startled, flabbergasted, amazed, surprized, taken aback, stupefied ...

I suppose the driver was lost for words?

 

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