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Lancelot59
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HeLiXe said:lololololol...STOP! I'm eating
Nom nom nom? Or Mon Mon Mon?
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
Nom nom nom? Or Mon Mon Mon?
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HeLiXe
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LOLOL
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/6/3/heymon128570287966392236.jpg
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/6/3/heymon128570287966392236.jpg
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Lancelot59
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I meant mon mon mon as in vomiting because you said you were eating...
But that dog was hilarious.
But that dog was hilarious.
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HeLiXe
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Yeah I knew what you meant, but it reminded me of "hey mon" hence the dog there. 
and really I was eating and totally about to barf !
and really I was eating and totally about to barf !
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Lancelot59
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But I do wonder if people actually do eat feces...
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HeLiXe
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Well actually they do...some even for medicinal purposes, like in the ayurveda. There is even cow urine in a can like a soft drink called gau jal!
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Lancelot59
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HeLiXe said:
How is that sanitary?
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HeLiXe
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They boil it?
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Lancelot59
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IDEA! Poop cakes with urea icing!
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HeLiXe
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Why is there no barf emoticon on PF?http://www.bostonsportsmedia.net/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/puke.gif
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Lancelot59
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The throw up emoticon got thrown out.
Get it? We do have this one:
Get it? We do have this one:
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HeLiXe
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Well one man's waste is another man's food...or something like that...
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Borek
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Lancelot59 said:
Urine is surprisingly sterile, unless you happen to have UTI.
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Lancelot59
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I guess.Borek said:
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Martin Rattigan
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Q: What has seven eyes but can't see?
A: Three blind mice and half a sheep's head.
A: Three blind mice and half a sheep's head.
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M.Alastair
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1. Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night... One was assaulted.
2. A termite walks into a bar room and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
3. "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
4. What's brown and sticky? A stick.
5. Why are proctologists so gloomy?
They always have the end in sight.
6. What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
Roamin' Catholic.
7. What did the apple say to the orange?
Nothing stupid, apples don't talk.
8. What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him out for a drag.
9. Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.
10. Famous last words of a mafia hitman: "Who put the violin in the violin case?"
2. A termite walks into a bar room and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
3. "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
4. What's brown and sticky? A stick.
5. Why are proctologists so gloomy?
They always have the end in sight.
6. What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
Roamin' Catholic.
7. What did the apple say to the orange?
Nothing stupid, apples don't talk.
8. What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him out for a drag.
9. Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.
10. Famous last words of a mafia hitman: "Who put the violin in the violin case?"
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HeLiXe
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Martin Rattigan said:
Ahhhh...more esoteric cuisine!
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mollymae
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We have to go to the veterinarian. (Why?) Because *flex biceps* these pythons are sick!
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Tianman
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Hydrogen Atoms (JK)
Two hydrogen atoms are walking down the street,
One says to the other:
"Damn! I lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?"
"Im Positive"
Two hydrogen atoms are walking down the street,
One says to the other:
"Damn! I lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?"
"Im Positive"
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HeLiXe
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*snickers*
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Ivan Seeking
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The Russian spies arrested were doing everything they could to fit in as Americans. In fact, for two weeks, they even pretended to like soccer!
- David Letterman
- David Letterman
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Ivan Seeking
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Senator Sessions: Ms. Kagan, where were you on Christmas?
Kagan starts to respond in terms of the failed Christmas day bombing.
Sessions: No, I was simply where you were on Christmas.
Kagan: Well, Senator, like most Jews, I was having dinner in a Chinese restaurant.
Kagan starts to respond in terms of the failed Christmas day bombing.
Sessions: No, I was simply where you were on Christmas.
Kagan: Well, Senator, like most Jews, I was having dinner in a Chinese restaurant.
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Borg
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If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him . . . is he still wrong?
George Carlin
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him . . . is he still wrong?
George Carlin
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Lancelot59
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Well since you set out to fail in the first place, you would've failed.Borg said:
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GeorginaS
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Ivan Seeking said:
I saw that on The Daily Show and laughed really loud.
Borg said:
If you have to ask...
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GeorginaS
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Martin Rattigan said:
M.Alastair said:
Oh, okay, ouch from laughing!
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Borg
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk I have a work station...
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk I have a work station...
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Pattonias
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Borg said:
I find my work station is often where my work stops as well.
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I love my home computer, but I'm sleeping with the one at work.
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Out in the backwoods of some midwestern state, little Johnny arrives at school an hour late.
Teacher: "Why are you so late, John?"
Johny: "My big brother got shot in the as*."
(The teacher corrects his speech.)
Teacher: "Rectum."
Johnny: "Wrecked him!? Hell, It damn near killed him!"
Teacher: "Why are you so late, John?"
Johny: "My big brother got shot in the as*."
(The teacher corrects his speech.)
Teacher: "Rectum."
Johnny: "Wrecked him!? Hell, It damn near killed him!"