Collection of Lame Jokes

[AlephZero]

George Bush walked into a bar. What didn't he see?

The bar.

 

[DevilsAvocado]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

SAT question:

Fill in the blank to complete the following phrase:
Fill in the _______.

I give up.

 

[DaveC426913]

Too wordy. Top this joke:



George Bush.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

too wordy. Top this joke:



George bush.

gwb...

 

[DaveC426913]

W(10chars)

 

[Ivan Seeking]

W(10chars)

Darn! I didn't think of that.

 

[HeLiXe]

W(10chars)

This does not accurately convey "dubya"

 

[jobyts]

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

 

[DevilsAvocado]

TEACHER: Glenn, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
GLENN: You told me to do it without using tables!

 

[DevilsAvocado]

too wordy. Top this joke:

George bush.

gwb...

w(10chars)

0 . .

 

[DaveC426913]

This does not accurately convey "dubya"

No? I'll bet 99% of the North American population know precisely who I'm talking about even without the added context.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

No? I'll bet 99% of the North American population know precisely who I'm talking about even without the added context.

I'd bet you are correct, but here's the really scary part: Who else can be referenced with only one letter?

S

 

[HeLiXe]

No? I'll bet 99% of the North American population know precisely who I'm talking about even without the added context.

Yes I have to agree that you are correct there. I meant the phrase "dubya" as it correlates to the letter. When I look at "W," I think "double U"... perhaps "dubya" should have it's own character (written character that is)

 

[Lancelot59]

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[PLAIN]http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/123010/why-you-got-pockets.gif[ATTACH=full]197012[/ATTACH]

 

[HeLiXe]

[PLAIN]http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/wolves.png

 

[DevilsAvocado]

I'd bet you are correct, but here's the really scary part: Who else can be referenced with only one letter?

S

Well maybe, the next recovered alcoholic hillbilly that have never read a book and manages to get elected president for the last nuclear superpower and starts a war against the wrong country and reauthorizes torture and increases the national debt by 27% and manages to get reelected and almost destroys the world economy and writes one book about it and builds a library, will also be known by only one letter...

S = Sarah Palin

 

[DevilsAvocado]

No? I'll bet 99% of the North American population know precisely who I'm talking about even without the added context.

Also true for Europe, we all know that W means War.

 

[DaveC426913]

Well maybe, the next recovered alcoholic hillbilly that have never read a book and manages to get elected president for the last nuclear superpower and starts a war against the wrong country and reauthorizes torture and increases the national debt by 27% and manages to get reelected and almost destroys the world economy and writes one book about it and builds a library, will also be known by only one letter...

S = Sarah Palin

I would never have guessed S was for Sarah Palin. Is it?

 

[DevilsAvocado]

I would never have guessed S was for Sarah Palin. Is it?

Ivan Seeking is running for president!?


Seriously, over here the similarities between W & S are scary... and "worse"... i.e. Dumb & Dumber.

 

[DaveC426913]

Seriously, over here the similarities between W & S are scary... and "worse"... i.e. Dumb & Dumber.

What's truly scary is, not that they aspire and run, but that Americans willingly vote for them.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

What's even scarier is that you two don't know the difference between Sarah Palin, and Superman.

http://www.deadline.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/superman-emblem.jpg

Also, for what it's worth, Palin only gets about 30% support for a Presidential run - i.e. she's qualified to be President. This is while she's not actually running, which means that her numbers in a race should be lower. I think her goose is cooked. She's just a reality TV celeb now.

 

[DevilsAvocado]

What's truly scary is, not that they aspire and run, but that Americans willingly vote for them.

Right on spot! ...but I didn’t dare to be that "indiscreet"...

 

[DevilsAvocado]

What's even scarier is that you two don't know the difference between Sarah Palin, and Superman.

HAHA LOLOL!

 

[DevilsAvocado]

S = Superwoman = Sarah Palin

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Right on spot! ...but I didn’t dare to be that "indiscreet"...

No need for that. I've had nightmares about such things.

 

[DevilsAvocado]

Thanks Ivan. I will reload my gun...

 

[Lancelot59]

 

[DaveC426913]

I would never have guessed that S is for Superman.

 

[Dr Transport]

One my kids told me

Pie are square, no, pi are round, cornbread are square

 

[DaveC426913]

My son, when he was young, showed us how proud he was that he could turn a circle into a square. He demonstrated with a paper plate by folding down four flaps.

When asked about something more complex, such as how to turn a square into a circle, my wife blurted out "That's easy! Just unfold the flaps again!"

 

[DevilsAvocado]

Happy New Beard!

 

[DevilsAvocado]

Top 10 W Moments

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Unforgettable Decision Points

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[Lancelot59]

Happy New Beard!

Nice one!

 

[DevilsAvocado]

Nice one!

Thanks! I couldn’t decide if I should go for the windmill or Space Shuttle this year...

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