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Can they Bench you for Planking on the field? And if they Do bench you, it is possible to end up sat on.
Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
- Knowledge of cultural references in humor
- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
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(Davenn's joke was very mature if not a little cheesy)
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My dog has heard that some owners feed their dogs vegan. Since twenty minutes I fan him with a steak now.
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Fright in a bright light from the right. It was quite a sight.
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Not sure, but it was never I-Ching the Yenfresh_42 said:
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Stephen King has a son named Joe.
I'm not joking.
I'm not joking.
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Noted cartoonist proves past knowledge of future information:
https://www.gocomics.com/thefuscobrothers/1998/02/21
(Skirting bans on political humor...)
https://www.gocomics.com/thefuscobrothers/1998/02/21
(Skirting bans on political humor...)
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Interesting network name: It only hurts when IP
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I wonder whether I should name my router: FBI Surveillance Truck.WWGD said:
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jack action
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When I was young, the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Was that the Hepatitis Sea? (This one works better when spoken rather than written.)fresh_42 said:
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When I step outside of PF I am on to the web's Idio Sea.DrGreg said:
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But, as the dog on the right can tell you, you lose a LOT when you go and digitalise an analogue system!
Especially at that much lower pixel rate, I mean, that is a ton of bits and bytes left out from the original via digitalization.
Especially at that much lower pixel rate, I mean, that is a ton of bits and bytes left out from the original via digitalization.
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A lame man limps into a bar.
"Heard the one about ...", he begins.
"Hold it right there", the barkeeper yells. "No lame jokes allowed in here".
"Heard the one about ...", he begins.
"Hold it right there", the barkeeper yells. "No lame jokes allowed in here".
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Geez, that sets up these oldies,
Disclaimer: No animals or people have been hurt or maltreated through the production of these really lame jokes.
What do you call a person with no arms and no legs who falls into the ocean?
and this one,
A kid with no arms and no legs falls into the sea. What's his name?
And ,
How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?
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What do you call a person with no arms and no legs who falls into the ocean?
"Boy"
and this one,
A kid with no arms and no legs falls into the sea. What's his name?
"Bob"
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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?
"Wave at him"
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In memory of MAD magazine, from their spoof of Star Trek (Star Blecch):
"Where are the bathrooms on this ship?" [the starship Boobyprize]
"There aren't any. You'll just have to go where no man has gone before."
"Where are the bathrooms on this ship?" [the starship Boobyprize]
"There aren't any. You'll just have to go where no man has gone before."
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"Yes, I have been diving often. What are we talking about, 4-5 bar?"
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mfb said:
Always wanted to try scuba diving ... never ever did get there
some good snorkelling on the Australian Great Barrier Reef is about the best ...
ohhh and some helmet diving in the Philippines
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hahaha cracked me up
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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? ….
Beer nuts are $2.49 Deer nuts are under a buck.
Beer nuts are $2.49 Deer nuts are under a buck.
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So beer nuts are dear nuts and deer nuts are not dear nuts?davenn said: