Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Writing a song about getting my front door lock replaced.

There’s a lovely key change at the end
 
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How would you write a C program to prevent Titanic from sinking?

C:
float Titanic;
 
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Welcome to the AA meeting.​

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  • #5,885
A Paris art museum is in Dire Straits-
thieves got Monet for nothing.

 
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Two aliens are sitting in a pub. One turns to the other and says "arg lagrbl bfzzz." The other looks at him and says "Mate, you really are drunk."
 
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DrClaude said:
That one was not obvious!
Mile-high club
At least he didn't convert to meters. :oldtongue:
 
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I have seen that one with dragons. First time with lions.
 
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Never challenge Death to a pillow fight unless you are prepared for the reaper cushions!
 
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Steelwolf said:
Never challenge Death to a pillow fight unless you are prepared for the reaper cushions!
Works best in a Scouse accent.
 
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While there has been news of the first recording of a Right Whale putting together a song, an ancient 'wax-tube' scroll recording has been found of none other than the famous Moby Dick. While I cannot put the tune of it here, the notes being so deep, I can give the translated wording of the surviving fragments:

"...I don't know why they Took my Lady,
Ahab knows, but He Won't Say!
I Don't Like it but I Guess Humans Harpoon that Way!

BaDoop BaDoop, BaDoop BaDoop..."

(With apologies to Johnny Cash)
 
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What's the downside of being a world champion planker and holding that position for hours?

You get bored stiff.
 
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The stars outside of our solar system are light years away. No wonder it takes so long for wishes to come true.
 
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  • #5,903
From the same source as the chromosomes blackboard above, via Google:

My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles elbow.
 
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Also - the three unwritten rules of life:
 
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Stuntman on tv: Do not do this at home!
Me, wrapped in the blankie, hands in the chips bag: ok.
 
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There are a few things which undermine my competence. Questions, for example.
 
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