Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #5,881
Writing a song about getting my front door lock replaced.

There’s a lovely key change at the end
 
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  • #5,883
How would you write a C program to prevent Titanic from sinking?

C:
float Titanic;
 
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  • #5,884

Welcome to the AA meeting.​

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  • #5,885
A Paris art museum is in Dire Straits-
thieves got Monet for nothing.

 
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  • #5,886
Two aliens are sitting in a pub. One turns to the other and says "arg lagrbl bfzzz." The other looks at him and says "Mate, you really are drunk."
 
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  • #5,891
DrClaude said:
That one was not obvious!
Mile-high club
At least he didn't convert to meters. :oldtongue:
 
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  • #5,893
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  • #5,894
I have seen that one with dragons. First time with lions.
 
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  • #5,895
Never challenge Death to a pillow fight unless you are prepared for the reaper cushions!
 
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  • #5,896
Steelwolf said:
Never challenge Death to a pillow fight unless you are prepared for the reaper cushions!
Works best in a Scouse accent.
 
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  • #5,898
While there has been news of the first recording of a Right Whale putting together a song, an ancient 'wax-tube' scroll recording has been found of none other than the famous Moby Dick. While I cannot put the tune of it here, the notes being so deep, I can give the translated wording of the surviving fragments:

"...I don't know why they Took my Lady,
Ahab knows, but He Won't Say!
I Don't Like it but I Guess Humans Harpoon that Way!

BaDoop BaDoop, BaDoop BaDoop..."

(With apologies to Johnny Cash)
 
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  • #5,899
What's the downside of being a world champion planker and holding that position for hours?

You get bored stiff.
 
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  • #5,900
Or board stiff.
 
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  • #5,902
The stars outside of our solar system are light years away. No wonder it takes so long for wishes to come true.
 
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  • #5,903
From the same source as the chromosomes blackboard above, via Google:

My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles elbow.
 
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Also - the three unwritten rules of life:
 
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  • #5,905
Stuntman on tv: Do not do this at home!
Me, wrapped in the blankie, hands in the chips bag: ok.
 
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  • #5,906
There are a few things which undermine my competence. Questions, for example.
 
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