Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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WWGD said:
no tan. NO WONDER. Your torso looks weird and it has no bellybutton.
 
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How much does a roof cost? Nothing - it's on the house.
 
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The first rule of mime club is that you do not talk about mime club.

Or about anything else.
 
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jtbell said:
... mime club ...

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.

The mime next door went nuts.
 
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jtbell said:
The first rule of mime club is that you do not talk about mime club.

Or about anything else.
Exception:

 
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WWGD said:

Oh my god, that is so funny!
When I just saw it I laughed out really good for a long time! :biggrin:
I've now got tears in my eyes.
Thanks!
 
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- "How poor are you?"

- "I left the class when the professor said «Pay attention!»"
 
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Who gets those ideas? And who in the world buys them?

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"Alexa, turn off Sidewalk."

"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."
 
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The theory of relativity applied to women's headaches: in some beds they have headaches, in other's they don't.
 
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What do you do when your three-legged horse escapes?

Stabilise it.
 
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And before you get there.

Yes, that is a lame joke.
 
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BigInit said:
What do you do when your three-legged horse escapes?

Stabilise it.
And shut the gait behind it.
 
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dextercioby said:
The theory of relativity applied to women's headaches: in some beds they have headaches, in other's they don't.

Sorry if this is a repeat

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That sucks! :smile:
 
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The other day a chicken walked into the bar. Do you know what it said?
Nothing, because chickens can't talk...
 
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And here is a truly lame one:

What is green, small, and walks alone through the forest?
A cucumber.
And why is that funny?
Because cucumbers come in flocks!
 
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DrGreg said:
That sucks! :smile:
Reminds me of : The only way Microsoft could come up with a product that doesn't suck is if they made vacuum cleaners.
 
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