Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #6,121
Did someone mention Elephant?

How do you put high heel shoes on an Elephant?
Tell her that they make her legs look slender.

A vicar, a monk, and an Elephant walk into a Starbucks.
"One decaf Latte with whipped cream, one plain tea, plus all the Peanuts in Perth, please!"
 
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Someone asked me: "Excuse me, do you know what time it is?"
I said "Yes".
 
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  • #6,124
A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyses,
dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded,
amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed

Roget's thesaurus.jpg
 
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  • #6,125
got the spider.jpg
 
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davenn said:
A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load.
Roget's customers are now lost for words.
 
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  • #6,127
davenn said:
A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyses,
dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded,
amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed
They're going to adapt Roget's Thesaurus for the big screen. It'll be called "Thesaurus: The Movie, Film, Picture, Flick".

(Always cite your sources: Milton Jones, I think)
 
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  • #6,128
Related: one way to estimate a librarian or bookseller's experience level is to ask for a copy of Roger's Dinosaur and see if they start searching the children's fiction section or go directly to reference books.
 
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  • #6,129
davenn said:
It's fine as long as there is visual confirmation of the location of spider. This picture is testament to the fact that problems start once you no longer see the spider :D
 
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nuuskur said:
[...]problems start once you no longer see the spider :D
The solution to this problem involves music accompanied by body language and signs:

"The inky-binky Spider crawled up the water spout." {Stand straight. Wave your fingers upright in the air to simulate climbing.}

"Down came the rain and washed the spider out" {Frown. Lower your arms and wiggle your fingers downward.}

"Out came the Sun and dried up all the rain." {Smile and lift your fingers in a circle.}

"And the inky-binky Spider climbed up the spout, again." {Stand tall. Wave your hands in the air, triumphant.}

Witness the Spider's dilemma. From YouTube.
 
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  • #6,132
I don't know where my sister wants to go. I guess Alaska .
 
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WWGD said:
I don't know where my sister wants to go. I guess Alaska .
My sister went to the West Indies.
Jamaica?
No, she wanted to go.

(A very old joke, paraphrased)
 
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  • #6,134
DrGreg said:
My sister went to the West Indies.
Jamaica?
No, she wanted to go.

(A very old joke, paraphrased)
Addition of jokes: I don't know where my sister wants to go. I guess Alaska. If she won't tell you, Jamaica.
 
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  • #6,135
ohhhh dear hahaha

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  • #6,138
Man #1: Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...

<splat>

Man #2: (while #1 wipes off his eyeglasses) You were right the first time.
 
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  • #6,139
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"Oh, oh, the dark forces are coming over me!"
"Have you spilled the coffee again?"
 
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  • #6,145
Nostradamus knew I was going to make this joke...
 
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  • #6,146
What's a snake's favourite subject?

Hissstory.
 
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Another password joke:

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  • #6,150
Yesterday I played chess against my little eight-year-old daughter. She was playing for the first time.
Of course I beat her.

But only because the lousy pita has won.
 
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