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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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BillTre said:
https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/prat
 
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Harrison Ford has released a compilation of songs that are based on the Star Wars trilogy.

It's his first Solo album.
 
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davenn said:
Harrison Ford has released a compilation of songs that are based on the Star Wars trilogy.

It's his first Solo album.
Yes, and he searched for quite a while till he found an Indie label which published it.
 
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Question: who declared Covid-19 as a pandemic?
Answer: WHO declared Covid-19 as a pandemic
 
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phinds said:
Ya really got to wonder about the intelligence of some of these dope huh ?
 
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davenn said:
Ya really got to wonder about the intelligence of some of these dope huh ?
Nah, I've given up wondering about it. I KNOW they're dopes.
 
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It might be very rare that there is more than one queue at the same time.
 
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mfb said:
It might be very rare that there is more than one queue at the same time.
Spoilsport. Never bring logic to a joke. :smile:

(yeah, I know you were responding to our comments about the intelligence of whoever did the layout).
 
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davenn said:
Question: who declared Covid-19 as a pandemic?
Answer: WHO declared Covid-19 as a pandemic
Maxwell Smart: Who he?
The Chief: He Hoo.
Smart: Who?
The Chief: HOO.
Smart: That's what I'm asking you!

(reconstructed from dim memory... I can't find a transcript on line of "The Amazing Harry Hoo".)
 
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We used to cough to hide a fart. After Covid, we fart to hide a cough.
 
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Broken puppets for sale...
No strings attached.
 
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davenn said:
Broken puppets for sale...
No strings attached.
Broken barometers for sale...
No pressure.
 
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Broken wires for sale.
No shorts.
 
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Broken clock to give away.
You'll pick it up at exactly 10:24.
 
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mfb said:
Broken clock to give away.
You'll pick it up at exactly 10:24.
AM or PM?
 
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Ibix said:
AM or PM?
PM, it's a sundial.
 
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Naked singularity free to a caring black hole. Or trade for a fuzzy kitten.
 
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fresh_42 said:
PM, it's a sundial.
How did a sundial break? Did someone brake the Earth's rotation?
 
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Ibix said:
How did a sundial break? Did someone brake the Earth's rotation?
It was mounted on a Foucault pendulum.
 
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fresh_42 said:
It was mounted on a Foucault pendulum.
Reminds me of the trouble some foreign students got into when trying to pronounce the name "Fuqua School" in interviews.
 
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The difference between America and England is that the English think 100 miles is a long distance and the Americans think 100 years is a long time.
 
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WWGD said:
Reminds me of the trouble some foreign students got into when trying to pronounce the name "Fuqua School" in interviews.
I like the German pronunciation of "FAQ". As in "... you need the FAQ..."
 
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strangerep said:
I like the German pronunciation of "FAQ". As in "... you need the FAQ..."
What ( is) the FAQ?
 

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