Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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I heard this joke in Steven Colbert's Late show just to be fair , anyway

The Rolling Stones are performing their 60th anniversary tour called "Sixty"
At this point the band should be called "The Kidney Stones" ...
 
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WWGD said:
Saturday is write a caption day. Here is mine given the bride's wistful expression:

Groom: "Tonight I preform like strong bull!"
Bride: "Sigh, I wish..."
 
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How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, if the light bulb really wants to change.
 
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jtbell said:
How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, if the light bulb really wants to change.
I remember the line to my gf: " My therapist says I love you".
 
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Checking every Z symbol, you never know where your enemy might be...

 
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An angry bear tried to steal some "honey" from the neighbors, so far hasn't worked out that well for the bear...

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Maybe this is an even better political analogy, take a look...
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phinds said:
? What's the joke?
Look at Homer Simpson, above her waist. Her breasts are the eyes.
 
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WWGD said:
Look at Homer Simpson, above her waist. Her breasts are the eyes.
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WWGD said:
When I see a humor like this I hold myself with effort not to cry. I have been learning English for all my life and I still understand nothing.
 
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wrobel said:
When I see a humor like this I hold myself with effort not to cry. I have been learning English for all my life and I still understand nothing.
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wrobel said:
When I see a humor like this I hold myself with effort not to cry. I have been learning English for all my life and I still understand nothing.
You are not alone with/in your failure to understand...raised speaking English and there's nothing humorous about/in/with some of the submissions/offerings...this is from an incurable punster.
 
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wrobel said:
When I see a humor like this I hold myself with effort not to cry. I have been learning English for all my life and I still understand nothing.
A bigoted teacher told the kids that before they could go out for recess they had to spell a word. He asked the white girl to spell cat, the white boy to spell dog, and the boy he didn't like to spell Worcestershire sauce.
 
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wrobel said:
When I see a humor like this I hold myself with effort not to cry. I have been learning English for all my life and I still understand nothing.
It may be more of a regional/specialized joke, though. It's about the pronounciation of words like 'Worcester', 'Leicester', pronounced respectively as 'Wooster', 'Lester', etc. Maybe some Brits like @DrClaude can expand on it? Or don't know if there are Massachusettsians around?
 
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WWGD said:
It may be more of a regional/specialized joke, though. It's about the pronounciation of words like 'Worcester', 'Leicester', pronounced respectively as 'Wooster', 'Lester', etc. Maybe some Brits like @DrClaude can expand on it? Or don't know if there are Massachusettsians around?
I'm Canadian, not British. You should ask me how to pronounce Regina :wink:
 
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DrClaude said:
I'm Canadian, not British. You should ask me how to pronounce Regina :wink:
Im not Thai, but will pronounce Phuket.
 
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@wrobel, maybe side-by-side pics will mae it easier to understand:

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A military expert comments on the recent Russian supply column seen heading towards Ukraine...
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If Ukraine goes as long as Afghanistan did then,
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artis said:
A military expert comments on the recent Russian supply column seen heading towards Ukraine...
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Lower left is a Lada Niva :DD
 
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Not sure how I found this, but it's worth turning your adblocker off for it

 
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