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... only "several"?phinds said:
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https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/pratBillTre said:
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Harrison Ford has released a compilation of songs that are based on the Star Wars trilogy.
It's his first Solo album.
It's his first Solo album.
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Yes, and he searched for quite a while till he found an Indie label which published it.davenn said:
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Question: who declared Covid-19 as a pandemic?
Answer: WHO declared Covid-19 as a pandemic
Answer: WHO declared Covid-19 as a pandemic
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Ya really got to wonder about the intelligence of some of these dope huh ?phinds said:
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Nah, I've given up wondering about it. I KNOW they're dopes.davenn said:
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It might be very rare that there is more than one queue at the same time.
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Spoilsport. Never bring logic to a joke.mfb said:
(yeah, I know you were responding to our comments about the intelligence of whoever did the layout).
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Maxwell Smart: Who he?davenn said:
The Chief: He Hoo.
Smart: Who?
The Chief: HOO.
Smart: That's what I'm asking you!
(reconstructed from dim memory... I can't find a transcript on line of "The Amazing Harry Hoo".)
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We used to cough to hide a fart. After Covid, we fart to hide a cough.
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Broken puppets for sale...
No strings attached.
No strings attached.
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Broken barometers for sale...davenn said:
No pressure.
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Broken wires for sale.
No shorts.
No shorts.
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Broken clock to give away.
You'll pick it up at exactly 10:24.
You'll pick it up at exactly 10:24.
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AM or PM?mfb said:
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PM, it's a sundial.Ibix said:
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Naked singularity free to a caring black hole. Or trade for a fuzzy kitten.
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How did a sundial break? Did someone brake the Earth's rotation?fresh_42 said:
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It was mounted on a Foucault pendulum.Ibix said:
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Reminds me of the trouble some foreign students got into when trying to pronounce the name "Fuqua School" in interviews.fresh_42 said:
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The difference between America and England is that the English think 100 miles is a long distance and the Americans think 100 years is a long time.
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I like the German pronunciation of "FAQ". As in "... you need the FAQ..."WWGD said:
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What ( is) the FAQ?strangerep said: