Collection of Lame Jokes

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After I lost my first point in tennis I learnt the meaning of love.
 

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At the category theory we had coffee in the morning and ffee in the afternoon.(Extra nerd joke).
 

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At the category theory we had coffee in the morning and ffee in the afternoon.(Extra nerd joke).
This can be used in so many situations! Ever tried to call someone cosmart?
Blessed are who have the forgetful functor at hand if <any regretful event>.
 

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Back to Pirates.
Why do pirates never test message?

Because they like to communicate Aye to Aye.
 

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I do not know much Pirate and Parrot humor but I am expert in Elephant.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they tangle with arch-nemesis Elephant?
Flatman and Ribbon

How do you train your pet elephant not to jump in your lap?
No idea but do NOT sit next to me!

Which Libertarian philosopher wears knee socks, loves young students, and weighs a ton?
Elephant Rand or Ayn Elephant, whichever is funnier.
 

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After being told that there were No More Chances, Final, that we kids had to go to bed, even with company over.

My brother bet me a buck that he could get away with one more trip downstairs to bug the adults.

He walked downstairs and asked, in a rather serious tone, as if it really bothered him, and asked "Dad, what do you get when you mix a Rhinoceros with an Elephant.?"

Mom, Dad and Company were all silent looking at him, dad, guardedly said He 'was not sure, what do you think?'

My brother told him "Elephino" and walked away leaving a group of stunned silent adults until my brother had made it all the way back to bed and told me to pay up!
 

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what does blues music and family have in common?


They both suck
 

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Gotta be careful with them greens, I heard they were Powerful antioxidants. Bacon with salad bits fer sure the way to go, although some radish, baby spinach and fried onions would go good with that, hashbrowns and 4 eyes over easy...and the order of bacon stays right there.

See, one needs to remember that the brain does not run so much on sugars and starch as it does fats and oils, so bacon is brain food!
 

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Did someone mention Elephant?

How do you put high heel shoes on an Elephant?
Tell her that they make her legs look slender.

A vicar, a monk, and an Elephant walk into a Starbucks.
"One decaf Latte with whipped cream, one plain tea, plus all the Peanuts in Perth, please!"
 
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Someone asked me: "Excuse me, do you know what time it is?"
I said "Yes".
 

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A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyses,
dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded,
amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed

Roget's thesaurus.jpg
 

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