Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #7,261
Quarantine, day 20 diary entry:
Today I melted an ice cube by just staring at it and focusing on wanting
it to melt. It took a lot longer that I had expected.


The drop in gas prices during this quarantine is like a bald guy winning a hair brush

What's the difference between Las Vegas and Wuhan? What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
 
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The first panel is a roller-coaster.

"I hear you are going to [a] nice ..."
- Oh, it's the city, change the pronunciation
- Oh, the pronunciation is corrected by the other one, so it was pronounced incorrectly.
 
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I went to the doctor the other day.

"Doctor, I have this song running through my mind all the time -- 'The Green, Green, Grass of Home'."
Doctor: "It sounds like you have developed Tom Jones Syndrome."
Me: "Is that pretty common?"
Doctor: "It's not unusual."
 
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  • #7,268
So I rang the gym the other day and asked if the guy could teach me to do the splits. "How flexible are you?" he asked me. "Well," I said, "I can't do Tuesdays."
 
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BillTre said:
Does his collection include an egress like the one P. T. Barnum had?
 
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jtbell said:
Does his collection include an egress like the one P. T. Barnum had?
I was wondering the same thing. :smile:
 
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jtbell said:
Does his collection include an egress like the one P. T. Barnum had?
I didn't know that story... For anyone else confused, see http://www.ptbarnum.org/egress.html.
 
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  • #7,272
How did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
 
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  • #7,273
phinds said:
Oh geez. That reminds me of when, at the very young age of 4, I needed to have a hernia operation. For some reason, they couldn't use anaesthetic-by-needle on me, and instead used a chloroform mask. :oldeek:

It was the most devastatingly horrendously terrifying experience of my tender life up to that point. It seemed like I was screaming for an eternity before I lost consciousness.
 
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  • #7,278
In Venice the pollution levels have reduced so much, the handbags are starting to swim again.

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Are you still having trouble finding toilet paper? Try your local bakery.

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jtbell said:
Are you still having trouble finding toilet paper? Try your local bakery.

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It's glutein free as well, according to the sign...
 
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They did practice social distancing on the way.
 
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jack action said:
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I think we've had questions like that.
 
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  • #7,287
Why Psychologists should avoid narrow doors in their offices. Sign:
A Smith
Psycho-
the-
Rapist
 
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BillTre said:
Reminds of this one.
( it has to be said with some slang and slurring )

You know a city in Alaska?
Everybody knows Juneau.
What? Do you know.
Yes, Juneau,
I asked you first.
 
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  • #7,290
Or the Miss America pageant joke on rabbits:
Do you want to know how to catch a unique rabbit?

Yes, How?

You neak up on it

Do you want to know how to catch a tame rabbit?

The tame way you neak up on it.
 
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