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We should make an exchange program. Spaceships to space, scrap in space to scrapyards.
 
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I don't know if this one has been made in this topic, yet, so sorry if I'm being repetitive.

Q: "What's the difference between math and magic?"
A: "A good mathematician always reveals their secrets."

I'm not sure how true the punchline is, though.
 
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"it is trivial that..."
"this directly follows from..."
 

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"it is trivial that..."
"this directly follows from..."
"Obviously..."

"From here the discourse diverges in two directions..."

"And a One, and a Two and a..."
 

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"Obviously..."

"From here the discourse diverges in two directions..."

"And a One, and a Two and a..."
I will leave the reply to this as an exercise for the reader.
 

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"Obviously..."

"From here the discourse diverges in two directions..."

"And a One, and a Two and a..."

Oh No, NOT the Art Linkletter Show, I will not Live though an hour of Art Linkletter and his dancing Troupe. Talk about a series of wide divergences! (Brought to you today by Doan's little pills)

Lordy, that was like a Jump to the Left...
 

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A kindergarten teacher brings in some Honey flavored Life Savers to class one morning, and asks if the class knows what flavor it is. At first the little kids are looking puzzled, they are not sure, so the teacher tells them that it is Something that your mother might call your Father. One little girl gets a shocked look on her face spits out the candy and tells her friends get rid of them quick, they are candied arseholes!
 

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Oh No, NOT the Art Linkletter Show, I will not Live though an hour of Art Linkletter and his dancing Troupe. Talk about a series of wide divergences! (Brought to you today by Doan's little pills)

Lordy, that was like a Jump to the Left...
Also Lawrence Welk? Art Linkletter was a bit before my time but I was a staunch fan of Jack LaLane. I performed some of his exercises after swimming this morning. And-a one, and-a two, and-a breath, breath.
 

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, NOT the Art Linkletter Show
OMG there's a name or a show I haven't heard for more years than I care to remember

Art Linkletter was always good for a laugh
 

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I don't mind the HaHa reactions, I just wish I didn't get so many of them made to my Math answers.
 
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It's a toilet flapper valve. The rubber softens over time until it needs replacement.
Ah! The only toilet cisterns I've taken apart were push-button designs that have a rather different flush mechanism.

I'm still trying to chase down the SF spaceship it's actually reminding me of. It's not the NX-01 Enterprise, nor really the Reliant.
 

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Ah! The only toilet cisterns I've taken apart were push-button designs that have a rather different flush mechanism.

I'm still trying to chase down the SF spaceship it's actually reminding me of. It's not the NX-01 Enterprise, nor really the Reliant.
The warp nacelles are a bit disturbing for a Star Trek ship.
 

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