Collection of Lame Jokes

[fresh_42]

Was that "big trouble in little china"?

Yes. Took me a while to figure out, but , yes.

 

[BillTre]

Was that "big trouble in little china"?

Yes:



Kurt Russel does a kind of stupid John Wayne.

 

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[jack action]

I have a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare.

But he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

 

[Mark44]

If we use the stimulus money to buy baby chickens, does that mean we got our money for nothing, and our chicks for free?

 

[fresh_42]

We definitely need a new icon!

 

[Bystander]

We definitely need a new icon!

For the likes/doubts?

 

[DrGreg]

I have a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare.

The pencil was invented in Pencilvania.

 

[phinds]

The pencil was invented in Pencilvania.

More and more we need the howling wolf icon

 

[fresh_42]

"Oh, soup with little stars!"
"Nope. Only password protected alphabet soup."

 

[davenn]

Ha -- Mildly Amusing

HaHa -- Funny

HaHaHa -- Sarcastic Laugh

Hahahaha -- Staying Alive

 

[WWGD]

I put on different clothes when my car broke down. I changed attire to change a tire.

 

[phinds]

AGAIN the howling wolf is needed

 

[WWGD]

AGAIN the howling wolf is needed

Warren Zevon says they are in London.

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

She accused me of lying when I was drinking my beer:
"You said you were sick!"
"No, I said I have a case of Corona"

 

[WWGD]

Quentin Quarantino planning his next movie in full isolation.

 

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[gmax137]

We definitely need a new icon!
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More and more we need the howling wolf icon

Here you go

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[Ibix]

From a tshirt: Can a peach can a peach?

 

[Keith_McClary]

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It doesn't work that way:

 

[phinds]

From a tshirt: Can a peach can a peach?

Hm. That's a good question. I wonder can preserves preserve preserves?

 

[Ibix]

Hm. That's a good question. I wonder can preserves preserve preserves?

Yes, if they jam them into a jar.