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Yes. Took me a while to figure out, but , yes.WWGD said:
Collection of Lame Jokes
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Yes:WWGD said:
Kurt Russel does a kind of stupid John Wayne.
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I have a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare.
But he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
But he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
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If we use the stimulus money to buy baby chickens, does that mean we got our money for nothing, and our chicks for free?
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We definitely need a new icon!
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For the likes/doubts?fresh_42 said:We definitely need a new icon!
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The pencil was invented in Pencilvania.jack action said:
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More and more we need the howling wolf iconDrGreg said:
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"Oh, soup with little stars!"
"Nope. Only password protected alphabet soup."
"Nope. Only password protected alphabet soup."
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Ha -- Mildly Amusing
HaHa -- Funny
HaHaHa -- Sarcastic Laugh
Hahahaha -- Staying Alive
HaHa -- Funny
HaHaHa -- Sarcastic Laugh
Hahahaha -- Staying Alive
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I put on different clothes when my car broke down. I changed attire to change a tire.
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AGAIN the howling wolf is needed
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Warren Zevon says they are in London.phinds said:
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She accused me of lying when I was drinking my beer:
"You said you were sick!"
"No, I said I have a case of Corona"
"You said you were sick!"
"No, I said I have a case of Corona"
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Quentin Quarantino planning his next movie in full isolation.
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fresh_42 said:
Here you gophinds said:
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From a tshirt: Can a peach can a peach?
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It doesn't work that way:jack action said:
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Hm. That's a good question. I wonder can preserves preserve preserves?Ibix said:
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Yes, if they jam them into a jar.phinds said: