Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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WWGD said:
Was that "big trouble in little china"?
Yes. Took me a while to figure out, but , yes.
 
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WWGD said:
Was that "big trouble in little china"?
Yes:



Kurt Russel does a kind of stupid John Wayne.
 
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I have a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare.

But he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
 
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If we use the stimulus money to buy baby chickens, does that mean we got our money for nothing, and our chicks for free?
 
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We definitely need a new icon!
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fresh_42 said:
We definitely need a new icon!
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For the likes/doubts?
 
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jack action said:
I have a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare.
The pencil was invented in Pencilvania.
 
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DrGreg said:
The pencil was invented in Pencilvania.
More and more we need the howling wolf icon
 
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"Oh, soup with little stars!"
"Nope. Only password protected alphabet soup."
 
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Ha -- Mildly Amusing

HaHa -- Funny

HaHaHa -- Sarcastic Laugh

Hahahaha -- Staying Alive
 
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I put on different clothes when my car broke down. I changed attire to change a tire.
 
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AGAIN the howling wolf is needed
 
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phinds said:
AGAIN the howling wolf is needed
Warren Zevon says they are in London.
 
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She accused me of lying when I was drinking my beer:
"You said you were sick!"
"No, I said I have a case of Corona"
 
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Quentin Quarantino planning his next movie in full isolation.
 
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fresh_42 said:
We definitely need a new icon!
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phinds said:
More and more we need the howling wolf icon
Here you go

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From a tshirt: Can a peach can a peach?
 
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Ibix said:
From a tshirt: Can a peach can a peach?
Hm. That's a good question. I wonder can preserves preserve preserves?
 
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phinds said:
Hm. That's a good question. I wonder can preserves preserve preserves?
Yes, if they jam them into a jar.
 

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