Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #7,351
WWGD said:
Was that "big trouble in little china"?
Yes. Took me a while to figure out, but , yes.
 
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  • #7,352
WWGD said:
Was that "big trouble in little china"?
Yes:



Kurt Russel does a kind of stupid John Wayne.
 
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I have a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare.

But he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
 
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If we use the stimulus money to buy baby chickens, does that mean we got our money for nothing, and our chicks for free?
 
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We definitely need a new icon!
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fresh_42 said:
We definitely need a new icon!
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For the likes/doubts?
 
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jack action said:
I have a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare.
The pencil was invented in Pencilvania.
 
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DrGreg said:
The pencil was invented in Pencilvania.
More and more we need the howling wolf icon
 
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"Oh, soup with little stars!"
"Nope. Only password protected alphabet soup."
 
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  • #7,363
Ha -- Mildly Amusing

HaHa -- Funny

HaHaHa -- Sarcastic Laugh

Hahahaha -- Staying Alive
 
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  • #7,364
I put on different clothes when my car broke down. I changed attire to change a tire.
 
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AGAIN the howling wolf is needed
 
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phinds said:
AGAIN the howling wolf is needed
Warren Zevon says they are in London.
 
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  • #7,370
She accused me of lying when I was drinking my beer:
"You said you were sick!"
"No, I said I have a case of Corona"
 
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Quentin Quarantino planning his next movie in full isolation.
 
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fresh_42 said:
We definitely need a new icon!
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phinds said:
More and more we need the howling wolf icon
Here you go

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From a tshirt: Can a peach can a peach?
 
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Ibix said:
From a tshirt: Can a peach can a peach?
Hm. That's a good question. I wonder can preserves preserve preserves?
 
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phinds said:
Hm. That's a good question. I wonder can preserves preserve preserves?
Yes, if they jam them into a jar.
 

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