Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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phinds said:
I don't mind dumb jokes, I just don't like ones that don't seem to actually BE jokes (presumably because I don't get it)
Deliver a baby -- standard.

De-liver a baby -- gross.

Have a nice day
 
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Charles Kuester said:
"I went to see a Doctor to see if he could do anything about my baldness. He said the problem was in my genes. I told him he was crazy I got plenty of hair there. Where I need it is on my head!"
Oh, and did you hear about the magician who couldn't pull a rabbit out of his hat? So he pulled a hair out of his bum instead.
 
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jack action said:
Python:
import time, datetime

def get_tomorrows_date():
    time.sleep(60*60*24)
    return datetime.date.today()

print(get_tomorrows_date())
You could improve efficiency by calculating the remaining time until midnight and only sleeping that long.
 
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berkeman said:
It's a dumb joke, just let it go by... :wink:
And it is a repetition.
 
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This pretty well captures my phone bill
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The balls of Zelensky - m.jpg
 
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sysprog said:
I didn't know what to make of this..
Pfft. Even I know this one. It's sports!
 
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"Mama, I want a bunny!"
"I have already planned something else for lunch."
 
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Pranking the Russian embassy in DC:

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BillTre said:
Pranking the Russian embassy in DC:

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They will have to change it. The Ukrainian Department of deRussianization has decreed that it is spelled ZELENSKYY.
 
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Programmers always put two glasses on their bedside table before going to sleep:
  • One filled with water in case they get thirsty;
  • One empty in case they don't.
 
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  1. Buy a 3D printer
  2. Print the 3D printer
  3. Return the 3D printer
 
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I'd rather die on my feet than live with my niece.
 
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Or an abacus.
 
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ergospherical said:

Is that Schrödinger's cat in the end? So it's alive?
 
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People, please hold on to your lame jokes until we are on page 405 or we won't get them ...
 
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