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"Yes. You need an atlas to carry your burden."256bits said:
Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
- Knowledge of cultural references in humor
- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
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Heard that ##\pi## broke up with ##\mathcal{i}##:
"You're too ℂomplex!", complained ##\pi##.
"Don't be irrational", replied ##\mathcal{i}##.
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Ah. I've seen it. I get it now but the reference is too subtle and obscure. Also, you were yelling and as I recall he was closer to whispering.Stavros Kiri said:
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It wasn't yelling. It was a manner of emphasis (+the guy was being ironic etc.). If you had seen the whole movie you would realize that these ONLY words of his were very cricial in finding and punishing the guy! ...phinds said:
[I even thought though earlier about editing the capitals myself, and I will (to bold) just now, since you mentioned it. Thanks for pointing out. Cheers]
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I wasn't deliberately referencing Taken. I probably did echo Neeson's "I will find you, and I will kill you" speech, because I needed something fairly bombastic for the "you have my word" line to fit, but it was unintentional and incidental to the word/Word punchline.Stavros Kiri said:
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I figured that could have been the case ... but it makes it a double joke then anyway.Ibix said:
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I think they sent me the wrong mask...
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AAAARRRRGGGG ! You should be ashamed of yourself !davenn said:
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Kids finally staying at home:
"We've been 3 weeks now inside with our parents! ... They seem Nice People! ..."
"We've been 3 weeks now inside with our parents! ... They seem Nice People! ..."
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with less air pollution recently, we can finally see the ...
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... and hate to visit the doctor.phinds said:
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My wife has been taking me for daily walks...
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With or without a leash?Borg said:
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Woof
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Mom: "You should have also social distanced your asymptomaticness from him to avoid this!" ...BillTre said:
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A sad day for engineers to find this out, but ...
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Combine that with some WD-40 and we're good to go.phinds said:
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No, WD-40 is also not a good substitute for toilette paper.collinsmark said:
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It's the combination of the WD-40 with the Duct Tape. Together they can do anything.phinds said:
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Do not argue. He only used the wrong side of the duct tape.collinsmark said:
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