Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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DrGreg said:
Are U.S. computers full of fries instead of chips?
Do UK computers use crisps instead chips?
 
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WWGD said:
Oh, it's just the default setting. Of course you can change it from first two letters to first letter or first three letters or whatever.
 
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Various:

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DrGreg said:
Are U.S. computers full of fries instead of chips?
To be snarky: computer chips are named after US chips, not UK chips :wink:
 
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DrClaude said:
To be snarky: computer chips are named after US chips, not UK chips :wink:

So does that mean UK computers are full of crisps?
 
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JT Smith said:
So does that mean UK computers are full of crisps?
Not yet, but the next generation of UK computers will be built by CRISPR.
 
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JT Smith said:
So does that mean UK computers are full of crisps?
The keyboards are frequently full of chips of crisps...
 
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jack action said:
According to lore it was named Greenland as, essentially, a marketing ploy. So yes - do not trust.
 
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How to name places (Greenland is last):

 
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Why I need Ad-Blocker, or, "I should Log into PF first"

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WWGD said:
As a beginner long hair haver during the pandemic, I can say that it would not be worth it to attempt to turn the hat around due to the effort that will be required to put your hair back in a configuration where it stays out of your face.
 
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WWGD said:
Where did she buy that backwards baseball cap? The caps I found only have the bill in front.
 
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Tattoo's line has been popping up every where:
" Which donut would you like?"
The plane!, The plane!
" What do you do right after your flight arrives?"
Deplane, Deplane!
" What was the name of that town in central Illinois?"
Des Plaines, Des Plaines!
" What is the other name for Euclidean 3-dimensions?"
The plane, The plane!
 
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Those Ikea gas bottles are non-standard. To open the bottle they use an Allen key.
 
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