Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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DrGreg said:
Are U.S. computers full of fries instead of chips?
Do UK computers use crisps instead chips?
 
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WWGD said:
Oh, it's just the default setting. Of course you can change it from first two letters to first letter or first three letters or whatever.
 
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Various:

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DrGreg said:
Are U.S. computers full of fries instead of chips?
To be snarky: computer chips are named after US chips, not UK chips :wink:
 
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DrClaude said:
To be snarky: computer chips are named after US chips, not UK chips :wink:

So does that mean UK computers are full of crisps?
 
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JT Smith said:
So does that mean UK computers are full of crisps?
Not yet, but the next generation of UK computers will be built by CRISPR.
 
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JT Smith said:
So does that mean UK computers are full of crisps?
The keyboards are frequently full of chips of crisps...
 
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jack action said:
According to lore it was named Greenland as, essentially, a marketing ploy. So yes - do not trust.
 
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How to name places (Greenland is last):

 
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Why I need Ad-Blocker, or, "I should Log into PF first"

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WWGD said:
As a beginner long hair haver during the pandemic, I can say that it would not be worth it to attempt to turn the hat around due to the effort that will be required to put your hair back in a configuration where it stays out of your face.
 
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WWGD said:
Where did she buy that backwards baseball cap? The caps I found only have the bill in front.
 
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Tattoo's line has been popping up every where:
" Which donut would you like?"
The plane!, The plane!
" What do you do right after your flight arrives?"
Deplane, Deplane!
" What was the name of that town in central Illinois?"
Des Plaines, Des Plaines!
" What is the other name for Euclidean 3-dimensions?"
The plane, The plane!
 
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Those Ikea gas bottles are non-standard. To open the bottle they use an Allen key.
 
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