Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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DrGreg said:
Are U.S. computers full of fries instead of chips?
Do UK computers use crisps instead chips?
 
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WWGD said:
Oh, it's just the default setting. Of course you can change it from first two letters to first letter or first three letters or whatever.
 
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Various:

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DrGreg said:
Are U.S. computers full of fries instead of chips?
To be snarky: computer chips are named after US chips, not UK chips :wink:
 
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DrClaude said:
To be snarky: computer chips are named after US chips, not UK chips :wink:

So does that mean UK computers are full of crisps?
 
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JT Smith said:
So does that mean UK computers are full of crisps?
Not yet, but the next generation of UK computers will be built by CRISPR.
 
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JT Smith said:
So does that mean UK computers are full of crisps?
The keyboards are frequently full of chips of crisps...
 
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jack action said:
According to lore it was named Greenland as, essentially, a marketing ploy. So yes - do not trust.
 
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How to name places (Greenland is last):

 
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Why I need Ad-Blocker, or, "I should Log into PF first"

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WWGD said:
As a beginner long hair haver during the pandemic, I can say that it would not be worth it to attempt to turn the hat around due to the effort that will be required to put your hair back in a configuration where it stays out of your face.
 
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WWGD said:
Where did she buy that backwards baseball cap? The caps I found only have the bill in front.
 
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Tattoo's line has been popping up every where:
" Which donut would you like?"
The plane!, The plane!
" What do you do right after your flight arrives?"
Deplane, Deplane!
" What was the name of that town in central Illinois?"
Des Plaines, Des Plaines!
" What is the other name for Euclidean 3-dimensions?"
The plane, The plane!
 
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Those Ikea gas bottles are non-standard. To open the bottle they use an Allen key.
 
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