Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Keith_McClary said:
They should supply the H and O already mixed in one bottle.
And I don't think there is an Allen key in the box. I assume that it is actually a match.
 
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It's a matching Allen key.
 
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jack action said:

You might as well have just dumped it on the sidewalk somewhere. It's not like a thief is going to take it to the electronic recycling place.
 
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Tex: What do you think of going vegetarian one day a week?

Rex: Sounds like a missed steak to me.
 
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But there is so much more at steak.

scnr.
 
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I used to think my dad was a superhero . Then I realized he's just a weird guy that walks around wearing a cape.
 
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Nice that she can exercise all her legs on this machine.
 
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I started doing lunges to get in shape.

It's a big step forward for me.
 
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You can't run through a campground.

You can only ran because it's past tents.
 
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DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE.

You little rebel. I like you.​
 
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jack action said:
DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE.

You little rebel. I like you.​
Thanks, but I don't understand what prompted you to say you like me.
 
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