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And I don't think there is an Allen key in the box. I assume that it is actually a match.Keith_McClary said:
Collection of Lame Jokes
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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It's a matching Allen key.
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You might as well have just dumped it on the sidewalk somewhere. It's not like a thief is going to take it to the electronic recycling place.
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That reminds me, at my first teaching job after grad school, in the early 1980s, the physics faculty had a standard joke about "lunch on warning."fresh_42 said:
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Tex: What do you think of going vegetarian one day a week?
Rex: Sounds like a missed steak to me.
Rex: Sounds like a missed steak to me.
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But there is so much more at steak.
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I used to think my dad was a superhero . Then I realized he's just a weird guy that walks around wearing a cape.
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Nice that she can exercise all her legs on this machine.
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I started doing lunges to get in shape.
It's a big step forward for me.
It's a big step forward for me.
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You forgot AMERICA:fresh_42 said:
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You can't run through a campground.
You can only ran because it's past tents.
You can only ran because it's past tents.
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DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE.
You little rebel. I like you.
You little rebel. I like you.
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Thanks, but I don't understand what prompted you to say you like me.jack action said:
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