Collection of Lame Jokes

[fresh_42]

They should supply the H and O already mixed in one bottle.

And I don't think there is an Allen key in the box. I assume that it is actually a match.

 

[mfb]

It's a matching Allen key.

 

[WWGD]

 

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[Jarvis323]

 

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[JT Smith]

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You might as well have just dumped it on the sidewalk somewhere. It's not like a thief is going to take it to the electronic recycling place.

 

[jtbell]

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That reminds me, at my first teaching job after grad school, in the early 1980s, the physics faculty had a standard joke about "lunch on warning."

 

[jtbell]

 

[gmax137]

 

[jtbell]

Tex: What do you think of going vegetarian one day a week?

Rex: Sounds like a missed steak to me.

 

[mfb]

But there is so much more at steak.

scnr.

 

[WWGD]

I used to think my dad was a superhero . Then I realized he's just a weird guy that walks around wearing a cape.

 

[BillTre]

 

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[Ibix]

Nice that she can exercise all her legs on this machine.

 

[jack action]

I started doing lunges to get in shape.

It's a big step forward for me.

 

[fresh_42]

 

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[jack action]

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You forgot AMERICA:

 

[jack action]

You can't run through a campground.

You can only ran because it's past tents.

 

[jack action]

DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE.

You little rebel. I like you.​

 

[Ibix]

DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE.

You little rebel. I like you.​

Thanks, but I don't understand what prompted you to say you like me.

 

[WWGD]