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Who gets those ideas? And who in the world buys them?
Collection of Lame Jokes
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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"Alexa, turn off Sidewalk."
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."
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The theory of relativity applied to women's headaches: in some beds they have headaches, in other's they don't.
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What do you do when your three-legged horse escapes?
Stabilise it.
Stabilise it.
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And before you get there.
Yes, that is a lame joke.
Yes, that is a lame joke.
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And shut the gait behind it.BigInit said:
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dextercioby said:
Sorry if this is a repeat
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That sucks!fresh_42 said:
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The other day a chicken walked into the bar. Do you know what it said?
Nothing, because chickens can't talk...
Nothing, because chickens can't talk...
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And here is a truly lame one:
What is green, small, and walks alone through the forest?
And why is that funny?
What is green, small, and walks alone through the forest?
A cucumber.
Because cucumbers come in flocks!
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Reminds me of : The only way Microsoft could come up with a product that doesn't suck is if they made vacuum cleaners.DrGreg said:That sucks!
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Virus Conspiracy #756
“It’s suspicious how they make the virus only hurt people who aren’t getting those shots”.
“It’s suspicious how they make the virus only hurt people who aren’t getting those shots”.
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"Correlation does not imply causation", obvs.nsaspook said:
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Sir Winston Churchill's opinion of President Eisenhower's Secretary of State:
"Dull, duller, Dulles."
"Dull, duller, Dulles."
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A woman went to the doctor’s office, where she was seen by a young, new doctor.
After about 4 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant.
She burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.
After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.
The doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded,
“What’s the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is a 59 year old widow, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and hasn’t had sex since her husband passed away 7 years ago! Yet you told her she was pregnant?”
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said:
“Does she still have the hiccups?”
After about 4 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant.
She burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.
After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.
The doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded,
“What’s the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is a 59 year old widow, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and hasn’t had sex since her husband passed away 7 years ago! Yet you told her she was pregnant?”
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said:
“Does she still have the hiccups?”