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Who gets those ideas? And who in the world buys them?
Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
- Knowledge of cultural references in humor
- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
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"Alexa, turn off Sidewalk."
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."
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The theory of relativity applied to women's headaches: in some beds they have headaches, in other's they don't.
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What do you do when your three-legged horse escapes?
Stabilise it.
Stabilise it.
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And before you get there.
Yes, that is a lame joke.
Yes, that is a lame joke.
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And shut the gait behind it.BigInit said:
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dextercioby said:
Sorry if this is a repeat
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That sucks!fresh_42 said:
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The other day a chicken walked into the bar. Do you know what it said?
Nothing, because chickens can't talk...
Nothing, because chickens can't talk...
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And here is a truly lame one:
What is green, small, and walks alone through the forest?
And why is that funny?
What is green, small, and walks alone through the forest?
A cucumber.
Because cucumbers come in flocks!
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Reminds me of : The only way Microsoft could come up with a product that doesn't suck is if they made vacuum cleaners.DrGreg said:That sucks!
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Virus Conspiracy #756
“It’s suspicious how they make the virus only hurt people who aren’t getting those shots”.
“It’s suspicious how they make the virus only hurt people who aren’t getting those shots”.
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"Correlation does not imply causation", obvs.nsaspook said:
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Sir Winston Churchill's opinion of President Eisenhower's Secretary of State:
"Dull, duller, Dulles."
"Dull, duller, Dulles."
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A woman went to the doctor’s office, where she was seen by a young, new doctor.
After about 4 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant.
She burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.
After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.
The doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded,
“What’s the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is a 59 year old widow, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and hasn’t had sex since her husband passed away 7 years ago! Yet you told her she was pregnant?”
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said:
“Does she still have the hiccups?”
After about 4 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant.
She burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.
After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.
The doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded,
“What’s the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is a 59 year old widow, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and hasn’t had sex since her husband passed away 7 years ago! Yet you told her she was pregnant?”
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said:
“Does she still have the hiccups?”