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The theory of relativity applied to women's headaches: in some beds they have headaches, in other's they don't.
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What do you do when your three-legged horse escapes?
Stabilise it.
Stabilise it.
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And before you get there.
Yes, that is a lame joke.
Yes, that is a lame joke.
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And shut the gait behind it.BigInit said:
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The other day a chicken walked into the bar. Do you know what it said?
Nothing, because chickens can't talk...
Nothing, because chickens can't talk...
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And here is a truly lame one:
What is green, small, and walks alone through the forest?
And why is that funny?
What is green, small, and walks alone through the forest?
A cucumber.
Because cucumbers come in flocks!
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"Correlation does not imply causation", obvs.nsaspook said:
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A woman went to the doctor’s office, where she was seen by a young, new doctor.
After about 4 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant.
She burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.
After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.
The doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded,
“What’s the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is a 59 year old widow, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and hasn’t had sex since her husband passed away 7 years ago! Yet you told her she was pregnant?”
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said:
“Does she still have the hiccups?”
After about 4 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant.
She burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.
After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.
The doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded,
“What’s the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is a 59 year old widow, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and hasn’t had sex since her husband passed away 7 years ago! Yet you told her she was pregnant?”
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said:
“Does she still have the hiccups?”