Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #9,811
nsaspook said:
After about 4 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant.“Does she still have the hiccups?”
Hah! I actually did this!

Early in our marriage, my wife got the hiccups at a Turkey Day dinner with my family.

I stood up without warning and told the whole family my lovely new wife and I have some wonderful news I want to share with the family..."

It worked.
 
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  • #9,812
A nice, calm, and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”
The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”
The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, “You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”
 
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  • #9,818

Every time I take up a sport, or exercise I meet new people ...
usually they're paramedics...
but they're new people.
 
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  • #9,819
DaveC426913 said:
Hah! I actually did this!

Early in our marriage, my wife got the hiccups at a Turkey Day dinner with my family.

I stood up without warning and told the whole family my lovely new wife and I have some wonderful news I want to share with the family..."

It worked.
Mine was a bit different. This guy told me he was constipated. A bit later, I tell him " I think I saw someone stealing your car". He said " I don't have a car". I just replied " Then you better hurry!".
 
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  • #9,825
Animal themed furniture:

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  • #9,829
I want to die in my sleep, like Grandpa.

Not screaming, like everyone else in his car...
 
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gmax137 said:
I want to die in my sleep, like Grandpa.

Not screaming, like everyone else in his car...
Never gets old. :oldbiggrin:
 
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  • #9,831
Oh yes, it does.
 
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  • #9,832
Bystander said:
Oh yes, it does.
Sorry...
 
  • #9,833
gmax137 said:
I want to die in my sleep, like Grandpa.

Not screaming, like everyone else in his car...
"Clear!" was the last word of the passenger.
 
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Meetings should last as long as it takes to drink a cup of coffee:
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