Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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"Hi and welcome to Rekindling Your Love Life, Class 1.
"Let's start with the basics. Give me your best 'Come Hither' look.
"Good. Now let's spice it up a bit. Bite your lip seductively."
"OK." :shudder: "Now let's try that again, but this time your lower lip."
 
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phinds said:
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I assume the tattoo artist is going to erase his work...
 
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Ibix said:
I assume the tattoo artist is going to erase his work...
Which has what to do with credit cards?
 
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phinds said:
Which has what to do with credit cards?
If you can't pay, they take it away...
 
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Ibix said:
If you can't pay, they take it away...
WAY too convoluted for my simple mind.
 
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phinds said:
WAY too convoluted for my simple mind.
Does that mean the joke is too lame or not enough? :biggrin:
 
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jack action said:
Does that mean the joke is too lame or not enough? :biggrin:
It means that for me, it isn't even a joke.
 
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Doctor: "Hard to tell what it is. I assume it is because of the alcohol."
Patient: "Uh, ok then. I'll return when you're sober."
 
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phinds said:
It means that for me, it isn't even a joke.
Too lame it is then.
 
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Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Goedel, and Eddie Murphy walk into a bar. Werner says, "Ve are three, ve are in a bar, it is anachronistic. Ve must be in a joke. But how can ve PROVE zis?"

Kurt replies, "A joke must be funny, But this is not funny. It cannot be a joke!"

Eddie says, "Of course it's funny. You're just telling it wrong."
 
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Digression: odd that this uses a visibly different ligature "st" instead of "st".
 
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DrGreg said:
Digression: odd that this uses a visibly different ligature "st" instead of "st".

It's typical dead people swap ;).
 
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