Collection of Lame Jokes

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[jack action]

 

[phinds]

 

[BillTre]

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

[BillTre]

 

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And a horse with no name.

 

[Keith_McClary]

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So you went for a walk in the park.

 

[DaveC426913]

"Hi and welcome to Rekindling Your Love Life, Class 1.
"Let's start with the basics. Give me your best 'Come Hither' look.
"Good. Now let's spice it up a bit. Bite your lip seductively."
"OK." :shudder: "Now let's try that again, but this time your lower lip."

 

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[phinds]

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[Ibix]

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I assume the tattoo artist is going to erase his work...

 

[BillTre]

 

[phinds]

I assume the tattoo artist is going to erase his work...

Which has what to do with credit cards?

 

[Ibix]

Which has what to do with credit cards?

If you can't pay, they take it away...

 

[phinds]

If you can't pay, they take it away...

WAY too convoluted for my simple mind.

 

[jack action]

WAY too convoluted for my simple mind.

Does that mean the joke is too lame or not enough?

 

[phinds]

Does that mean the joke is too lame or not enough?

It means that for me, it isn't even a joke.

 

[fresh_42]

Doctor: "Hard to tell what it is. I assume it is because of the alcohol."
Patient: "Uh, ok then. I'll return when you're sober."

 

[jack action]

It means that for me, it isn't even a joke.

Too lame it is then.

 

[Hornbein]

Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Goedel, and Eddie Murphy walk into a bar. Werner says, "Ve are three, ve are in a bar, it is anachronistic. Ve must be in a joke. But how can ve PROVE zis?"

Kurt replies, "A joke must be funny, But this is not funny. It cannot be a joke!"

Eddie says, "Of course it's funny. You're just telling it wrong."

 

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[DrGreg]

Digression: odd that this uses a visibly different ligature "st" instead of "st".

 

[WWGD]

Digression: odd that this uses a visibly different ligature "st" instead of "st".

It's typical dead people swap ;).

 

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