Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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T-Mobile doesn't give _ anyone_ a break:

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topsquark said:
Cookie, damnit! Cookie!

-Dan
That's good enough for me.
 
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Ibix said:
I THOUGHT I had seen that somewhere before. At least this time I know where the dollar came from o:)
 
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phinds said:
I THOUGHT I had seen that somewhere before. At least this time I know where the dollar came from o:)
Two of us. o:) o:)
 
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WWGD said:
Seems like the style of some taxi drivers.
A prince of Qatar.

Well, my favorite author Ephraim K. would have replied: "So?"
 
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fresh_42 said:
A prince of Qatar.

Well, my favorite author Ephraim K. would have replied: "So?"
Hmm, didn't know he drove a taxi.
 
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WWGD said:
Hmm, didn't know he drove a taxi.
Jay: Cab drivers?
Kay: Not as many as you'd think.
 
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MY DOG'S VET: Who's a good boy? Who's the handsomest boy? Does you wanna cookie? Does the handsome good boy want a cookie? Does the handsomest best boy ever want a cookie and a belly rub?

MY DOCTOR: You look fatter and paler than I remember.
 
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fresh_42 said:

Your Honor ...
I would like to redirect

They were previously told "Dont eat from that tree "

:wink: :wink: :smile: :smile: :doh: :doh:
 
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BillTre said:
Probably an age test.
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