Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • #11,701
Hey, what are you sayin'. Skeletons ain't scary, I'm surrounded by 'em over here, and I'm OK.

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  • #11,702
Borg said:
Now that he's been booted from the country, he'll have to change his name to NoTennis.
The world is going crazy. I mean, everybody else would have gotten a three-year ban of reentry. All those news about an incredibly well-paid, nevertheless unimportant gladiator. And today I read on CNN that Pence's rabbit has died! What's next? That John Smith changed his underwear?
 
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fresh_42 said:
Pence's rabbit has died!
Pence is https://oncofertility.msu.edu/blog/2010/08/mythbusters-oncofertility? :wideeyed:
 
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Borg said:
A friend of mine had this censored when he tried to post it to Facebook.
 
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I guess they wouldn't like this one either.

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fresh_42 said:
What's next? That John Smith changed his underwear?
Actually, that would be quite significant news. Many innocent people could return to their homes in his suburb.
 
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Before it was carved, mount Rushmore's natural beauty was unpresidented.
 
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I went on Dragon's Den the other day, and I showed them my dad's old shotgun. Peter Jones asked me to describe my idea, so I said "It's a simple scheme, Peter. You put all the money in the bag!"
 
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Another Novak first:

Novak Djokovic becomes the first professional athlete in history to be banned from a major sporting competition for not taking drugs.
 
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Critter Review:

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Which book is that? There's the same gag with 'recursion' in Kernighan & Ritchie.
 
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And separate entries some 20 pages appart about Deja Vu in ' Why Things Are' by J Acgenbach.
 
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My wife said she'd kick me out if I made one more llama joke.

I said alpaca my bags.
 
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Did you know that Norwegian warships have barcodes? It's because dey Scandinavian.
 
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Do you know why you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they're really, really good at it.
 
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And separate entries some 20 pages appart about Deja Vu in ' Why Things Are' by J Acgenbach.
 
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Ibix said:
Do you know why you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they're really, really good at it.
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