Collection of Lame Jokes

[collinsmark]

Hey, what are you sayin'. Skeletons ain't scary, I'm surrounded by 'em over here, and I'm OK.

 

[fresh_42]

Now that he's been booted from the country, he'll have to change his name to NoTennis.

The world is going crazy. I mean, everybody else would have gotten a three-year ban of reentry. All those news about an incredibly well-paid, nevertheless unimportant gladiator. And today I read on CNN that Pence's rabbit has died! What's next? That John Smith changed his underwear?

 

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[Borg]

Pence's rabbit has died!

Pence is https://oncofertility.msu.edu/blog/2010/08/mythbusters-oncofertility?

 

[Hornbein]

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A friend of mine had this censored when he tried to post it to Facebook.

 

[Borg]

I guess they wouldn't like this one either.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[strangerep]

What's next? That John Smith changed his underwear?

Actually, that would be quite significant news. Many innocent people could return to their homes in his suburb.

 

[phinds]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[ergospherical]

 

[jack action]

Before it was carved, mount Rushmore's natural beauty was unpresidented.

 

[Ibix]

I went on Dragon's Den the other day, and I showed them my dad's old shotgun. Peter Jones asked me to describe my idea, so I said "It's a simple scheme, Peter. You put all the money in the bag!"

 

[jack action]

Another Novak first:

Novak Djokovic becomes the first professional athlete in history to be banned from a major sporting competition for not taking drugs.

 

[fresh_42]

Source: see picture

 

[BillTre]

Critter Review:

 

[WWGD]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[Ibix]

Which book is that? There's the same gag with 'recursion' in Kernighan & Ritchie.

 

[WWGD]

And separate entries some 20 pages appart about Deja Vu in ' Why Things Are' by J Acgenbach.

 

[Ibix]

My wife said she'd kick me out if I made one more llama joke.

I said alpaca my bags.

 

[Ibix]

Did you know that Norwegian warships have barcodes? It's because dey Scandinavian.

 

[Ibix]

Do you know why you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they're really, really good at it.

 

[WWGD]

And separate entries some 20 pages appart about Deja Vu in ' Why Things Are' by J Acgenbach.

 

[WWGD]

Do you know why you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they're really, really good at it.

 

[jack action]

 

[fresh_42]

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That's because baby elephants cannot climb trees and poles, yet.