Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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Ibix said:
Ackchually, I believe it's for all intense porpoises.
What concerns me is antenuation in Febuary, of the vertaberries in their skellingtons.
Let's bury the evidence with an escavator.
 
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Reminds me of a Halloween costume I made years back.

I carried a small tuxedo around on a hanger that had the two legs resewn into one big leg, and the jacket had a big slit up the back.
Whenever anyone asked, I'd say:
"Its not much but it suits my porpoise."🤣
 
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" One of them is adopted"
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Ackchually it looks like 3 of them could be adopted... :wink:
 
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It's the half baked crazy uncle come over for the weekend.
Kida just love the crazy uncle and do weird antics.
Parents are not too impressed.
 
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Michael, " Air", Jordan is marketing everywhere:
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"Why are you sitting in front of your steak with your eyes closed?"

"Shhh... I'm meatitating."
 
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Close call?
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My dog after eating up my philosophy book:
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WWGD said:
My dog after eating up my philosophy book:
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Reminds me of one of my favorite quotations (last time I saw it, it was said from Bill Murray, but that's not for sure):

I do not trust people who do not like dogs.
But I do trust dogs if they do not like people.
 
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Fantom dog:
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My grandpa told me that he got to see the Titanic and that from the beginning he told them not to get on board because he knew it was going to sink.

But no one listened and he repeatedly told them until the minute he got kicked out of the movie theater.
 
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To me it looks like pac-man about to scarf a pregnant woman.
 
  • #11,790
Grim but funny:

The day after his mother-in-law disappeared in a kayaking accident, a Twillingate, Newfoundland man answered his door to find two grim-faced RCMP officers.

"We're sorry Mr. Flynn, but we have some information about your mother-in-law," said one of the officers?

"Tell me! Did you find her?!" Cedric Flynn asked. The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, Mr. Flynn said, "Give me the bad news first."

The RCMP officer said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your mother-in-law's body in the bay.""Lord sufferin' Jaysus!" exclaimed Flynn.

Swallowing hard, he asked, "What could possibly be the good news?"

The officer continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 of the best looking Atlantic lobsters that you have ever seen clinging to her. Haven't seen lobsters like that since the 1960's, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."

Stunned, Mr. Flynn demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?"

The officer replied, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow.
 
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