Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Borg said:
Yes, there are nukes in the game. It's not so much threats
Nuclear Ghandi disagrees. ;)
 
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Bandersnatch said:
Nuclear Ghandi disagrees. ;)
Since I in all honesty had to look this joke up in google before I could laugh about it, I thought I'll post a link to an explanation.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_Gandhi

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I had not heard of that. Interesting.
 
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pinball1970 said:
Is that a physics thing? Blimey, I have lost the energy to work out these jokes
No, it's a lame thing. (So is this post)
 
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pinball1970 said:
Is that a physics thing? Blimey, I have lost the energy to work out these jokes
You just need to draw on your potential energy.
 
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New screenshot of the Moskva sinking!

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Also seen on the internet...

The Moskva is participating in a special underwater operation to de-nazify the bottom of the Black Sea.

Or, maybe Russia can spin it this way.
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What kind of music does the Easter Bunny listen to, while he's making his rounds?

Hip hop.
 
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Question for Radio Yerevan: "Is it true that Russia captured a Ukrainian base?"

Answer: "In principle, yes. Except that it was not a base, it was a ship. And it was not Ukrainian, it was Russian. And it was not captured, it sank. The rest is true."
 
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Borg said:
New screenshot of the Moskva sinking!

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One more of those pegs and I'll have to say "Hey, you sank my battleship!"
Edit: I don't claim that battleship!
:cool:
 
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Here's a word that I will never forget how to write:

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jack action said:
Here's a word that I will never forget how to write:

You know, when I finished laughing my arse off over your post it reminded me of another Gem from PF. Please excuse the re-post but I can't resist.

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jack action said:
Here's a word that I will never forget how to write:
Sean Connery vs. Alex Trebek, perhaps apocrypha, but ...
 
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"If I had a dollar for every time I was called ugly, I wouldn’t be considered ugly anymore."
 
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Q: Why does a burger have less energy than a steak?
A: Because it’s in its ground state.
 
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"Three things I love is to eat my family and write without worrying about commas"
 
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Adding to the Moskva meme collection:
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Several previous elemental memes are combined to make a larger more complex one.
 
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