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DennisN said:
And apparently ustralia has entered the space race

fix you typo hahahaha
 
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Not clear on the concept.
 
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enigma said:
Oh, I think it's hilarious too...

But the groan-to-laugh ratio is up around 90% when I tell it.
That's because the joke has been around as long as bartenders have.
 
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strangerep said:
Strange that the victim didn't scream much louder. He must be used to hard rods penetrating his you-know-where. :eek:

(Or was it a trick stool?)
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strangerep said:
(Or was it a trick stool?)
I don't understand why you would question it. He SHOWED that it was a trick stool at the beginning of the video.
 
phinds said:
I don't understand why you would question it. He SHOWED that it was a trick stool at the beginning of the video.
I think he was - prior to the "how" video - wondering if it was a trick stool, or a trick stool.
 
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hmmm27 said:
I think he was - prior to the "how" video - wondering if it was a trick stool or a trick stool.
Well, it certainly was either a trick stool or a trick stool. I'm not sure which one. Probably a trick stool.
 
phinds said:
Well, it certainly was either a trick stool or a trick stool. I'm not sure which one. Probably a trick stool.
It was a stool trick!
 
phinds said:
Well, it certainly was either a trick stool or a trick stool. I'm not sure which one. Probably a trick stool.
The difference being whether it was part of the stool, or the entirety of the stool.
 
phinds said:
Well, it certainly was either a trick stool or a trick stool. I'm not sure which one. Probably a trick stool.
If it wasn't, then he ended up with compacted stool.
 
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This one has set up a gift shop.
 
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phinds said:
I don't understand why you would question it. He SHOWED that it was a trick stool at the beginning of the video.
As hmmm27 already noted, that part was not shown in the video posted by OCR.
But I did figure out after thinking about it a bit longer. That, together with the lack of blood on the stool post-"penetration".
 
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