Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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DennisN said:
And apparently ustralia has entered the space race

fix you typo hahahaha
 
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Not clear on the concept.
 

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enigma said:
Oh, I think it's hilarious too...

But the groan-to-laugh ratio is up around 90% when I tell it.
That's because the joke has been around as long as bartenders have.
 
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Q: How do you make a small fortune from investing in Bitcoin?
A: Start off by investing a large fortune in Bitcoin.
 
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OCR said:
LMAO. . .

Ohhhhhh my !
Strange that the victim didn't scream much louder. He must be used to hard rods penetrating his you-know-where. :eek:

(Or was it a trick stool?)
 
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What did the first sentient donut AI say?

"There are dozens of us!"
 
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strangerep said:
Strange that the victim didn't scream much louder. He must be used to hard rods penetrating his you-know-where. :eek:

(Or was it a trick stool?)
 
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strangerep said:
(Or was it a trick stool?)
I don't understand why you would question it. He SHOWED that it was a trick stool at the beginning of the video.
 
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phinds said:
I don't understand why you would question it. He SHOWED that it was a trick stool at the beginning of the video.
I think he was - prior to the "how" video - wondering if it was a trick stool, or a trick stool.
 
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hmmm27 said:
I think he was - prior to the "how" video - wondering if it was a trick stool or a trick stool.
Well, it certainly was either a trick stool or a trick stool. I'm not sure which one. Probably a trick stool.
 
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phinds said:
Well, it certainly was either a trick stool or a trick stool. I'm not sure which one. Probably a trick stool.
It was a stool trick!
 
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phinds said:
Well, it certainly was either a trick stool or a trick stool. I'm not sure which one. Probably a trick stool.
The difference being whether it was part of the stool, or the entirety of the stool.
 
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phinds said:
Well, it certainly was either a trick stool or a trick stool. I'm not sure which one. Probably a trick stool.
If it wasn't, then he ended up with compacted stool.
 
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This one has set up a gift shop.
 

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phinds said:
I don't understand why you would question it. He SHOWED that it was a trick stool at the beginning of the video.
As hmmm27 already noted, that part was not shown in the video posted by OCR.
But I did figure out after thinking about it a bit longer. That, together with the lack of blood on the stool post-"penetration".
 
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