Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
  • Familiarity with puns and wordplay
  • Knowledge of cultural references in humor
  • Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
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  • Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
  • Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
  • Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
  • Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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As of the 12th of last month, this thread is old enough to drink*.

*May vary by jurisdiction.
 
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Ibix said:
As of the 12th of last month, this thread is old enough to drink* **.

*May vary by jurisdiction.
** ... and kind of alcohol.
 
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Ibix said:
As of the 12th of last month, this thread is old enough to drink*.
@Steve4Physics' #12,566 seems to be the last post on May 11th, making an average of about 1.9 posts per day over those 18 years. Awesome work, all contributors!
 
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phinds said:
IKEA bird's nest [...]
I hate IKEA. I hate them, I hate them, I hate them... ! :mad:

(Did I mention I hate them?)
 
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Can't remember if I posted this already but my daughter sent it to me, knowing that it describes just how I feel about my body:
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nsaspook said:
Q: How do you make a small fortune from investing in Bitcoin?
A: Start off by investing a large fortune in Bitcoin.
Reminds me of a casino-related quote. I don't know who said it.

Do you want to exit the casino with a small fortune? Enter with a large one.
 
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nuuskur said:
Reminds me of a casino-related quote. I don't know who said it.
“There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.” – Jack Yelton
 
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