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Collection of Lame Jokes
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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As of the 12th of last month, this thread is old enough to drink*.
*May vary by jurisdiction.
*May vary by jurisdiction.
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** ... and kind of alcohol.Ibix said:
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@Steve4Physics' #12,566 seems to be the last post on May 11th, making an average of about 1.9 posts per day over those 18 years. Awesome work, all contributors!Ibix said:
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IKEA bird's nest
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I hate IKEA. I hate them, I hate them, I hate them... !phinds said:
(Did I mention I hate them?)
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Can't remember if I posted this already but my daughter sent it to me, knowing that it describes just how I feel about my body:
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Reminds me of a casino-related quote. I don't know who said it.nsaspook said:
Do you want to exit the casino with a small fortune? Enter with a large one.
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“There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.” – Jack Yeltonnuuskur said:
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