Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #12,751
Borg said:
Probably taken care of by essential workers.
Newton? In 1600s UK?
 
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  • #12,752
strangerep said:
phinds said:
... Isaac Newton invented calculus during the plague...

It's amazing how much you can get done when no one's interrupting you, and there's just a deathly silence all around.
Relax, he only wanted to improve his horoscopes.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Relax, he only wanted to improve his horoscopes.
Pretty likely, as he was into this occult, or at least " occultish" type concerns.
 
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Tough rules here:

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Herculi said:
How to not introduce a subject in a nutshell.
Reminds me of a part of an early chapter in a Fourier Analysis reference that I'm studying for a new project at my work. I'm enjoying these lecture notes quite a bit, and the mix of informal professor comments with very helpful practical technical development is refreshing.

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https://bookstore.ams.org/amstext-33/

Other directions combine tools from Fourier analysis with symmetries of the objects being analyzed. This might make you think of crystals and crystallography, and you’d be right, while mathematicians think of number theory and Fourier analysis on groups.

Finally, I have to mention that in the purely mathematical realm the question of convergence of Fourier series, believe it or not, led G. Cantor near the turn of the 20th century to investigate and invent the theory of infinite sets, and to distinguish different sizes of infinite
sets, all of which led to Cantor going insane.
 
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Herculi said:
How to not introduce a subject in a nutshell.
As a result of this post,... (TIL) that Paul Ehrenfest's final years were even sadder.

From Wikipedia:
From the correspondence with his close friends, from May 1931, it appears that Ehrenfest suffered from severe depression. [...]

[...] on 25 September 1933, in Amsterdam, Ehrenfest fatally shot his younger son Wassik, who had Down syndrome, then killed himself.
 
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[...] all of which led to Cantor going insane.
It's disappointing that someone could make a joke like that (sigh).

I just read the Wikipedia entry on Georg Cantor. It sounds more like he became deeply depressed because of long interaction with other mathematicians who couldn't appreciate his (vast body of important, before-its-time) work. :cry:
 
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strangerep said:
It's disappointing that someone could make a joke like that (sigh).

I just read the Wikipedia entry on Georg Cantor. It sounds more like he became deeply depressed because of long interaction with other mathematicians who couldn't appreciate his (vast body of important, before-its-time) work. :cry:
I understand much of that came from Kronecker.
 
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Was that a Word doc? :oldtongue:
 
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The strong, silent type:

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Maybe they can use these for their driver's licenses:
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WWGD said:
[tennis players trying to be telekinetic...] Maybe they can use these for their driver's licenses:
Some of these could be used as "before" photos in laxative commercials. Heaven knows, I've sometimes wished I had such telekinetic power when trying to,... er,... dislodge stubborn objects. :oldgrumpy:
 
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