Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #12,781
strangerep said:
Some of these could be used as "before" photos in laxative commercials. Heaven knows, I've sometimes wished I had such telekinetic power when trying to,... er,... dislodge stubborn objects. :oldgrumpy:
No pics, please ;).
 
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  • #12,782
WWGD said:
No pics, please ;).
No indeed. I'll save those to send to the Ukrainians for use as weapons of last resort...
 
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Cryptocurrency was supposed to be the hedge against the other markets and against inflation.
 
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Mr. Bernhardt, I find your comment somewhat strange, ALL jokes.images are offensive to SOME groups of people. That is the whole nature of the beast. If a joke/image doesn't offend someone somewhere its pointless posting/telling.
We would no longer need a sense of humour or comedians of any kind.
I am guessing you would find my comment offensive too , most likely. Too bad!
 
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  • #12,789
BillTre said:
An hour ago I had some sweets in my hand and on the box was printed: "Pills against Know-it-all".
 
  • #12,790
And I thought physics was the study of carbonated beverages...
 
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Cfos said:
And I thought physics was the study of carbonated beverages...
It is astonishing how many scientists become liquid vegans after dusk.
 
  • #12,793
profbuxton said:
Mr. Bernhardt, I find your comment somewhat strange, ALL jokes.images are offensive to SOME groups of people. [...]
As someone who sometimes goes too far with "colorful" jokes, I'll say that I find Greg Bernhardt's and the Mentor's judgement about where to draw the line to be usually a reasonable compromise.
 
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JT Smith said:
And then what? Do you hang around in the bathroom giggling?
No, I use my cameras that were already installed for ... security purposes. Yeah, that's it ... security purposes!
 
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  • #12,797
You should also modify the dispenser to give some small fraction of a cm of paper towel per decibel. Just enough so they think they're not yelling loud enough when they only get an inch or so. :oldtongue:
 
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Borg said:
You should also modify the dispenser to give some small fraction of a cm of paper towel per decibel.
Then all I need to do is repeat "paper towel" a lot. To the tune of Frere Jacques:

Paper towel, paper towel
Paper towel, paper towel
Pa-a-a-aper towel
Pa-a-a-aper towel
Paper towel, paper towel
 
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fresh_42 said:

Rather than listening to the ravings of the grammar police, he should just give him the bird.
 
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I've crunched the numbers in my retirement account.
It's time to figure out who'll be wearing the mask,
and who'll be driving the getaway car.
 
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@DennisN
love the first one, haven't seen it before :biggrin::biggrin:
 
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And apparently Australia has entered the space race, @davenn and @bhobba :
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