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No indeed. I'll save those to send to the Ukrainians for use as weapons of last resort...WWGD said:
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strangerep said:I've sometimes wished I had such telekinetic power when trying to,... er,... dislodge stubborn objects.
Well then. . . here's what you need !
Lol. . .
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Mr. Bernhardt, I find your comment somewhat strange, ALL jokes.images are offensive to SOME groups of people. That is the whole nature of the beast. If a joke/image doesn't offend someone somewhere its pointless posting/telling.
We would no longer need a sense of humour or comedians of any kind.
I am guessing you would find my comment offensive too , most likely. Too bad!
We would no longer need a sense of humour or comedians of any kind.
I am guessing you would find my comment offensive too , most likely. Too bad!
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An hour ago I had some sweets in my hand and on the box was printed: "Pills against Know-it-all".BillTre said:
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And I thought physics was the study of carbonated beverages...
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It is astonishing how many scientists become liquid vegans after dusk.Cfos said:
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Well, I know a few other people who need that pineapple shoved you-know-where.OCR said:
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As someone who sometimes goes too far with "colorful" jokes, I'll say that I find Greg Bernhardt's and the Mentor's judgement about where to draw the line to be usually a reasonable compromise.profbuxton said:
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jack action said:
And then what? Do you hang around in the bathroom giggling?
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No, I use my cameras that were already installed for ... security purposes. Yeah, that's it ... security purposes!JT Smith said:
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Then all I need to do is repeat "paper towel" a lot. To the tune of Frere Jacques:Borg said:
Paper towel, paper towel
Paper towel, paper towel
Pa-a-a-aper towel
Pa-a-a-aper towel
Paper towel, paper towel
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Romanes eunt domus?!fresh_42 said:
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I've crunched the numbers in my retirement account.
It's time to figure out who'll be wearing the mask,
and who'll be driving the getaway car.
It's time to figure out who'll be wearing the mask,
and who'll be driving the getaway car.
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