Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
  • Familiarity with puns and wordplay
  • Knowledge of cultural references in humor
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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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Ouch...

I tried to persuade my wife we should name our son Luke so that when he was learning table manners I could say "use the fork, Luke", but she wasn't having it. Spoilsport.
 
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In the Canary Islands, there is not one canary.
In the Virgin Islands, same thing.
Not one canary there either.
 
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" Did you know Protons have mass?"
"No, I didn't even know they're Catholic".
 
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What do you call a car driven by a sheep wearing a swimsuit?

A lamb bikini
 
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hmmm27 said:
almost...
Where's the rimshot emoji...? :bow:
 
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had quite a family it seems

Brother, Pass
comedic Uncle, Groucho
cousin, Hash

PS ...
Ohhh and there was also the other cousin, Skid
 
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I checked a website to figure out the value of my car. Their first question was whether its tank is full or empty.
 
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Marilyn Monroe says to Albert Einstein " if we were to marry and have children they would be the smartest in the world and also the most beautiful in the world "
Albert replies " but what if they got my looks and your brain? "
 
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Albert Einstein challenges Mr. Bean to a knowledge contest.
Albert says " I will ask you a question. If you cannot supply me a correct answer, you owe me one dollar "
" Then you ask me a question and if I cannot supply a correct answer, I owe you 1000 dollars "
Mr. Bean agrees.
Albert asks Mr. Bean a question. After some time, Mr. Bean hands Albert a dollar.
Mr. Bean asks Albert " what animal has 4 legs but while it crosses the street it has 3 legs and when it gets to the other side it only has 2 legs? "
Albert thinks and thinks and then hands Mr. Bean 1000 dollars.
Albert replies " I don't know, what is it ?"
Mr. Bean hands Albert a dollar ... .
 
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fresh_42 said:
[fat bottomed girls...]
I never understood that song. I mean, I can see how they'd make the world a bit flatter, but how do they increase the world's angular momentum?

Oh, of course! They sit down. Silly me.
 
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WWGD said:
When Chuck Norris does a pushup he doesn’t push himself up, he pushes the Earth do… no wait a minute, it is both!

😎
 
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strangerep said:
I never understood that song.
Who am I to argue with an astrophysicist? ##{}^*)## ##{}^*)## Brian May wrote that song.
 

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