Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
  • Familiarity with puns and wordplay
  • Knowledge of cultural references in humor
  • Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
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  • Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
  • Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
  • Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
  • Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
 
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One day, a sex worker, a physicist, and a rabbi walked into a bar. The bartender looked at them and said, "What is this, a joke?"
 
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@TonyStewart : You seem to be new here, so welcome! 🙂
And I must say that your avatar is the coolest I've ever seen on PhysicsForums! 🙂
 
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that's because I'm just a quark
 
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TonyStewart said:
that's because I'm just a quark
What shall I say?

 
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fresh_42 said:
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Hmm, the red one looks like an Alfa Romeo Spider.
My dad had one (in black), and I took my first driving lessons in it. It was a very fun car to drive.
 
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fresh_42 said:
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As is often the case on this thread, it took me a few seconds to get it.
 
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...and show off what's inside their fireproof jackets.
 
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If I translate it on the picture, I would need to use more unnecessary bytes on the server, and it will not work since "I hear" would have to become "I listen to" which is the same "ich höre" in German, and I think it is already understandable on its own, as long as one associates the movie and the music presented in the picture.
 
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"Can you lend me the hammer?"
"Sure, but it's made of submarine steel."
"What does this mean?"
"It shows up again."
 
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fresh_42 said:
I assume the wife is a mathematician.
maybe :wink:
 
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fresh_42 said:
"Can you lend me the hammer?"
"Sure, but it's made of submarine steel."
"What does this mean?"
"He shows up again."
Erm?
 
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