Collection of Lame Jokes

  • Thread starter Thread starter quddusaliquddus
  • Start date Start date
  • Tags Tags
    Jokes
Click For Summary

Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #15,271
1682289001473.png
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes   Reactions: davenn, WWGD, Bystander and 4 others
Physics news on Phys.org
  • #15,272
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes   Reactions: pinball1970, davenn, DennisN and 2 others
  • #15,273
One day, a sex worker, a physicist, and a rabbi walked into a bar. The bartender looked at them and said, "What is this, a joke?"
 
  • Haha
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: pinball1970 and DennisN
  • #15,274
(off topic)

@TonyStewart : You seem to be new here, so welcome! 🙂
And I must say that your avatar is the coolest I've ever seen on PhysicsForums! 🙂
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: TonyStewart and BillTre
  • #15,275
that's because I'm just a quark
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: DennisN
  • #15,276
_nc_ohc=pRyjMZvn-0oAX8xo2n8&_nc_ht=scontent-fra3-1.jpg
 
  • Haha
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: davenn, Wrichik Basu, DennisN and 6 others
  • #15,277
TonyStewart said:
that's because I'm just a quark
What shall I say?

 
  • #15,278
FB_IMG_1682311054385.jpg
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes   Reactions: davenn, Wrichik Basu, BillTre and 4 others
  • #15,279
_nc_ohc=1IFGbT1oQqkAX_MSFxi&_nc_ht=scontent-fra5-2.jpg
 
  • Haha
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: davenn, Wrichik Basu, TonyStewart and 7 others
  • #15,280
fresh_42 said:
Hmm, the red one looks like an Alfa Romeo Spider.
My dad had one (in black), and I took my first driving lessons in it. It was a very fun car to drive.
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: BillTre and fresh_42
  • #15,281
_nc_ohc=-Q42m4eHcbAAX8Etbr-&_nc_ht=scontent-fra5-2.jpg
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes   Reactions: collinsmark, DennisN, davenn and 7 others
  • #15,282
_nc_ohc=b5iOVk7WHyYAX9ZHtmL&_nc_ht=scontent-fra5-2.jpg
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes   Reactions: pinball1970, DennisN, Grelbr42 and 1 other person
  • #15,283
_nc_ohc=OpqXmWW3ma8AX9WSLfe&_nc_ht=scontent-den4-1.jpg
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes   Reactions: pinball1970, collinsmark, nsaspook and 9 others
  • #15,284
Screenshot_20230423_110356_Samsung Internet.jpg
 
  • Haha
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: pinball1970, davenn, ohwilleke and 9 others
  • #15,285
the-force.png
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes   Reactions: Mondayman, davenn, DrClaude and 1 other person
  • #15,286
fresh_42 said:

As is often the case on this thread, it took me a few seconds to get it.
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes   Reactions: pinball1970 and TonyStewart
  • #15,287
IMG_0159.jpeg


...and show off what's inside their fireproof jackets.
 
  • #15,288
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: pinball1970, WWGD, BillTre and 1 other person
  • #15,289
FB_IMG_1682445947662.jpg
 
  • Like
  • Haha
  • Love
Likes   Reactions: pinball1970, nsaspook, davenn and 4 others
  • #15,290
_nc_ohc=aoMDqDaUsOYAX_T5MKQ&_nc_ht=scontent-frt3-2.jpg


If I translate it on the picture, I would need to use more unnecessary bytes on the server, and it will not work since "I hear" would have to become "I listen to" which is the same "ich höre" in German, and I think it is already understandable on its own, as long as one associates the movie and the music presented in the picture.
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: DennisN and pinball1970
  • #15,291
_nc_ohc=68TuyjY49TEAX9K063X&_nc_ht=scontent-frt3-2.jpg
 
  • Like
  • Love
Likes   Reactions: pinball1970, nsaspook, DennisN and 2 others
  • #15,292
"Can you lend me the hammer?"
"Sure, but it's made of submarine steel."
"What does this mean?"
"It shows up again."
 
Last edited:
  • Haha
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: DennisN and Grelbr42
  • #15,293
FB_IMG_1682442549018.jpg
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes   Reactions: pinball1970, DennisN, WWGD and 1 other person
  • #15,294
superglue.jpg
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes   Reactions: Wrichik Basu, DennisN, BillTre and 5 others
  • #15,295
what's for dinner.png
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes   Reactions: pinball1970, kuruman, 256bits and 7 others
  • #15,296
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: BillTre and davenn
  • #15,297
fresh_42 said:
I assume the wife is a mathematician.
maybe :wink:
 
  • #15,298
_nc_ohc=xXSjihBhHfQAX_Gejf_&_nc_ht=scontent-fra5-2.jpg
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes   Reactions: davenn, WWGD, DennisN and 2 others
  • #15,299
fresh_42 said:
"Can you lend me the hammer?"
"Sure, but it's made of submarine steel."
"What does this mean?"
"He shows up again."
Erm?
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: davenn and hmmm27
  • #15,300
uploading-to-the-cloud.gif
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes   Reactions: WWGD, DennisN, BillTre and 2 others

Similar threads

  • · Replies 470 ·
16
Replies
470
Views
36K
  • · Replies 10 ·
Replies
10
Views
1K
  • · Replies 2 ·
Replies
2
Views
2K
  • · Replies 4 ·
Replies
4
Views
2K
  • · Replies 4 ·
Replies
4
Views
5K
Replies
2
Views
4K
  • · Replies 17 ·
Replies
17
Views
5K
  • · Replies 420 ·
15
Replies
420
Views
43K
  • · Replies 7 ·
Replies
7
Views
2K
  • · Replies 15 ·
Replies
15
Views
2K