Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
 
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One day, a sex worker, a physicist, and a rabbi walked into a bar. The bartender looked at them and said, "What is this, a joke?"
 
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@TonyStewart : You seem to be new here, so welcome! 🙂
And I must say that your avatar is the coolest I've ever seen on PhysicsForums! 🙂
 
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that's because I'm just a quark
 
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TonyStewart said:
that's because I'm just a quark
What shall I say?

 
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fresh_42 said:
Hmm, the red one looks like an Alfa Romeo Spider.
My dad had one (in black), and I took my first driving lessons in it. It was a very fun car to drive.
 
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fresh_42 said:

As is often the case on this thread, it took me a few seconds to get it.
 
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...and show off what's inside their fireproof jackets.
 
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If I translate it on the picture, I would need to use more unnecessary bytes on the server, and it will not work since "I hear" would have to become "I listen to" which is the same "ich höre" in German, and I think it is already understandable on its own, as long as one associates the movie and the music presented in the picture.
 
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"Can you lend me the hammer?"
"Sure, but it's made of submarine steel."
"What does this mean?"
"It shows up again."
 
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fresh_42 said:
I assume the wife is a mathematician.
maybe :wink:
 
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fresh_42 said:
"Can you lend me the hammer?"
"Sure, but it's made of submarine steel."
"What does this mean?"
"He shows up again."
Erm?
 
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