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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Halc said:
Does that make the bearded guy a Zodette?
I think he's the drummer.
 
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Ibix said:
I think he's the drummer.
And she is the hummer? Wouldn't that make it "Zod and the Zummers"?
 
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phinds said:

But they save a lot of server space because they won't have to protocol the communication anymore!
 
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First man on the moon:
H: Next on the checklist is number 54. Time to examine your exhaust port.
FMOTM: No.
H: Please, check your exhaust port.
FMOTM: Over my dead body.
H: It's standard safety procedure, FFS.
FMOTM: Nobody touches my exhaust port. Besides, it's fine. Never been better. Everybody bleeds a little from there.
 
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Bandersnatch said:
Hello. Please explain the joke please. Thank you.
I can link to the German thesis addressing all its implications.
 
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Speed limit of the week!

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fresh_42 said:
Speed limit of the week!

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It's ok, the police don't bother unless you're more than 5% above the limit, so you're good to ##13\frac 18\mathrm{mph}##.
 
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Ibix said:
It's ok, the police don't bother unless you're more than 5% above the limit, so you're good to ##13\frac 18\mathrm{mph}##.
I guess they had a new delivery of speed cams and found ...
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... at the bottom side.
 
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WWGD said:
I had assumed this was Photoshop until I saw a coyote silhouette sticker on a dent in real life the other day.
 
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fresh_42 said:
I guess they had a new delivery of speed cams and found ...
... at the bottom side.
Is Switzerland a nice country to live in?

I dunno, but the flag is a big plus.
 
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Ibix said:
Is Switzerland a nice country to live in?
It is indeed, but I'd recommend the Welsh part, and before I forget ...
Ibix said:
I dunno, but the flag is a big plus.
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fresh_42 said:
Speed limit of the week!

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I think this is as close as the USA will get to the SI system when asked to enforce a 20 km/h speed limit.
 
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