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I think he's the drummer.Halc said:
Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
- Knowledge of cultural references in humor
- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
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And she is the hummer? Wouldn't that make it "Zod and the Zummers"?Ibix said:
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But they save a lot of server space because they won't have to protocol the communication anymore!
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First man on the moon:
H: Next on the checklist is number 54. Time to examine your exhaust port.
FMOTM: No.
H: Please, check your exhaust port.
FMOTM: Over my dead body.
H: It's standard safety procedure, FFS.
FMOTM: Nobody touches my exhaust port. Besides, it's fine. Never been better. Everybody bleeds a little from there.
H: Next on the checklist is number 54. Time to examine your exhaust port.
FMOTM: No.
H: Please, check your exhaust port.
FMOTM: Over my dead body.
H: It's standard safety procedure, FFS.
FMOTM: Nobody touches my exhaust port. Besides, it's fine. Never been better. Everybody bleeds a little from there.
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Lightning Rod?fresh_42 said:
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jack action
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I can link to the German thesis addressing all its implications.Bandersnatch said:
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Speed limit of the week!
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It's ok, the police don't bother unless you're more than 5% above the limit, so you're good to ##13\frac 18\mathrm{mph}##.fresh_42 said:
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I guess they had a new delivery of speed cams and found ...Ibix said:
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I had assumed this was Photoshop until I saw a coyote silhouette sticker on a dent in real life the other day.WWGD said:
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Is Switzerland a nice country to live in?fresh_42 said:
I dunno, but the flag is a big plus.
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It is indeed, but I'd recommend the Welsh part, and before I forget ...Ibix said:
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I think this is as close as the USA will get to the SI system when asked to enforce a 20 km/h speed limit.fresh_42 said:
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