This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITESAnyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
According to one old Star Trek novel the Time Being is a blubbery hippopotamus-like creature. It has no muscle tone at all because it never does anything for itself - other people do things for the Time Being.BillTre said:
To good to be true?dextercioby said:
Or an ironic employee.Swamp Thing said:
A paysan of your Romanian count?dextercioby said:
I used to walk to work across the bridge over the lake in St James' Park (picture). One morning I turned the corner on to the bridge and saw a woman coming the other way talking on her phone. I also saw a goose that had just taken off from the lake. The bridge is low with fairly high guard rails, and water fowl taking off have to make quite an early decision if they're going over or under. The goose had committed to "over", presumably before noticing the woman, and was on a collision course with absolutely no manoeuvring room or airspeed to play with, and the woman was phone zombied. I'm not sure I actually had time to yell anything, but what flashed across my brain was the supremely unhelpful comment "I can't yell duck, it's a goose".berkeman said:
Took me four times??!!Ibix said:
Me too, dammit !Bystander said:
That makes me feel a little better.phinds said:
Yep, been there and done that. Except usually in my case it was Marketing instead of Designer...jack action said:
Mine was a manager who didn't muzzle me and instead asked me to describe the features to another group within the company. Yeah, that didn't end well.berkeman said:Yep, been there and done that. Except usually in my case it was Marketing instead of Designer...
Something like this?Borg said:Mine was a manager who didn't muzzle me and instead asked me to describe the features to another group within the company. Yeah, that didn't end well.
Reminded me of this sketch:jack action said:
How does one do something 24/7 when confining it to one day?berkeman said:LOL, I saw this posted in a local rural Silicon Valley Facebook group today. Happy 4th of July!
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In some places around here in Silicon Valley (Oakland especially), it goes on for several days straight.Halc said:
8760 not a thing yet?DaveC426913 said:
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