Collection of Lame Jokes

[sbrothy]

Yeah, I'm aware the book's handling of statistics is closer to the number 23, but I really didn't want to go too deep into it if I was the only "disciple". I forgot how ubiquitous (I almost wrote "effervescent" here. I must be getting really tired!) it was/is.

 

[DaveC426913]

Timely...

 

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[davenn]

A Farmer in Cornwall see's a bloke drinking from his stream & shouts, "Wozzon! Ee dun wanna be drinkin dat, it's full of horse pi$$ an cow dung".
The bloke says "I'm from London and just purchased a property in the village can you speak bit slower please".
The Farmer replies "If - you -use - two - hands - you - won't - spill - any"!

 

[jtbell]

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Better than fried okra, anyway.

 

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[BillTre]

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

-Groucho

 

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[jtbell]

My wife found some postcards that I sent home from my old road trips, before the days of smartphones.

(I was in Madison for the summer meeting of the American Association of Physics Teachers. I still have the T-shirt!)

 

[davenn]

 

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