Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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WWGD said:
The International Origami Group had a plan to conquer the world. But it folded.
and blew away.
 
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why is it spelled "camouflage" and not
 
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jack action said:
why is it spelled "camouflage" and not
You could spell it camouflage[/color].
 
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jack action said:
why is it spelled "camouflage" and not
Maybe Stan Ridgway knows.
 
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DrGreg said:
##f'''(X)## : pizza
or
##f'''(X)## : fondue
 
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DrClaude said:
or
##f'''(X)## : fondue
##f'''(x):## raclette
##f^{(iv)}(x):## fondue
 
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From FB today:

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There probably used to be more elements in completed periods before they thought of leaving a small gap and putting the lanthanides and actinides off to one side, right?
 
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Ibix said:
There probably used to be more elements in completed periods before they thought of leaving a small gap and putting the lanthanides and actinides off to one side, right?
There used to be far more gaps before all elements have been found. For example, Mendeleev predicted the melting point, appearance, crystal structure, and of course, the place in his table, a gap, of Gallium before it was actually found. So Mendeleev's Tetris result was much worse! He had a lot of gaps as the game ended.
 
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Citroën Picasso​

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T-Mobile doesn't give _ anyone_ a break:

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