Collection of Lame Jokes

[davenn]

MY DOG'S VET: Who's a good boy? Who's the handsomest boy? Does you wanna cookie? Does the handsome good boy want a cookie? Does the handsomest best boy ever want a cookie and a belly rub?

MY DOCTOR: You look fatter and paler than I remember.

 

[davenn]

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In the same theme ......

 

[davenn]

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Your Honor ...
I would like to redirect

They were previously told "Dont eat from that tree "

 

[davenn]

 

[BillTre]

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Probably an age test.

 

[davenn]

 

[WWGD]

 

[gmax137]

Probably an age test.

 

[WWGD]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

 

[phinds]

 

[phinds]

A parable to live by:
An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey, and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked, "What a shame, the old man is walking, the boy is riding." The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.
Later they passed some people who remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk." So they decided they'd both walk.
Soon they passed some more people who remarked, "They're really stupid to walk when they have a decent donkey to ride."
So they both decided to ride the donkey. They passed some people who shamed them by saying, "How awful to put such a load on a poor donkey."
The boy and the man figured they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the donkey; the donkey fell into the river and drowned.
The moral of the story: If you try to please everyone, you might as well kiss your ass goodbye.

 

[Ibix]

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"He ain't heavy, he's my cover"?

 

[fresh_42]

 

[nsaspook]

When XML sucks less than something, you know it really sucks.

 

[Borg]

When XML sucks less than something, you know it really sucks.

WSDL comes to mind.

 

[fresh_42]

Do you also have an If-Then-There-Drawer?

 

[nsaspook]

 

[DennisN]

 

[DennisN]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[phinds]

 

[fresh_42]

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I can confirm. ("Big Tasty TS with Bacon.")

 

[phinds]

 

[phinds]