Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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A man was speeding down the Interstate at 130mph in his new Vet convertible. A state trooper stopped him and said, “My shift is nearly over and it’s Friday. If you can give me a good reason why you were speeding that I’ve not heard before I won’t give you a ticket”. Without blinking the man told him, “Well, a year ago my wife ran off with a state trooper and I thought you were him trying to bring her back”. The trooper let him go.

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berkeman said:
Interesting 3-D tiling problem... :smile:

gives a crazy wrap-around huh
 
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WWGD said:
The funny thing though is that this is what would happen if the rider did NOT lean into the curve.
 
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So, God's in the Garden of Eden talking to Adam when Adam sees another guy off in the distance and asks God, "Hey, who's that" and God says "Oh, that's Keith Richards. He was here when I got here".
 
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Getting mythology wrong is my Hercules ankle.

I have an unconscious bias. I’m biased firmly against being unconscious.

Everyone says your 20s are all about finding yourself and your 30s are about wishing you’d found somebody else.

There’s a lot of shame surrounding sex. After I have sex with someone, they often whisper “that’s was a shame”.

Last year, I had a great joke about inflation, but it’s hardly worth it now.
 
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You haven't really seen Barbie until you see it in the original Klingon!​


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The International Origami Group had a plan to conquer the world. But it folded.
 
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