Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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fresh_42 said:
I donated 4l blood today but I'll never do it again. They ask far too many questions. Whose blood is this? Where did you get it from? ...
I lived in the UK during their mad cow food scare so now my blood is not wanted for donation in the US.
 
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"You could at least take me out for dinner on my birthday!"
"I don't date married women."
"I am your wife!"
"I make no exceptions."
 
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When did you get a new bike?

- You won't believe it! This lady pulled up to me on her bike, stripped herself naked and told me "Take whatever you want!"

Good thinking! The clothes probably wouldn't fit.
 
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phinds said:

"You know, I think I could get used to this whole mansplaining thing..."
 
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In Eastern Europe where I live...
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phinds said:
Nope. But it's not their fault, it's ours. Men have a comment on all and everything regardless of what it is. And they always pretend to know things (better), even in case of complete ignorance. They never admit a prejudice, a wrong understanding, or a simple lack of knowledge. I don't listen to men either. It is senseless.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Nope. But it's not their fault, it's ours. Men have a comment on all and everything regardless of what it is. And they always pretend to know things (better), even in case of complete ignorance. They never admit a prejudice, a wrong understanding, or a simple lack of knowledge. I don't listen to men either. It is senseless.
I not listening to you.
 
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Daughter: Mom, I just wanted you to know, I'm dating our neighbor Bill.
Mom: Oh, honey, yuck, he could be your dad.
Daughter: Age is not an issue for us.
Mom. No, I don't think you are following me here.
 
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What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

A depresso.
 
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My expresso is opinionated.
 
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My water bed wasn't bouncy enough, so I added some spring water.
 
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I just found out I'm colour blind.

The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
 
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Not the best advert
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I think you have to be in just the right mood for these to strike you as funny, or you need to have a weird sense of humor like me. I found these hilarious:
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