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I have this theory that once the world was only full of XX. But some of the XX did stupid things like climb in trees and say "Lookit me! No hands!" and then fall out of the tree, breaking off a leg and becoming XY.gmax137 said:
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No, because they didn't put the lock through the spokes.berkeman said:
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Happens to me all the time...fresh_42 said:
(Anybody want any candy? I've got lots in my van...)
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It's Sütterlin over here, Sütterlin!nuuskur said:
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One of the lamest jokes here. Those are pythobras.
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This is why I don't like soft ice cream --- I know how it gets into the cup
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Also, tell them they can drive back home in the car that's outside, but make it a stick shift.nuuskur said:
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I donated 4l blood today but I'll never do it again. They ask far too many questions. Whose blood is this? Where did you get it from? ...