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Collection of Lame Jokes
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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nuuskur
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That is...resourceful.
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and people wonder why life expectancy is lower for males...
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I have this theory that once the world was only full of XX. But some of the XX did stupid things like climb in trees and say "Lookit me! No hands!" and then fall out of the tree, breaking off a leg and becoming XY.gmax137 said:
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Apologies in advance for future plagiarism..DaveC426913 said:
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How big is the crowd when it's not raining?fresh_42 said:
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Just six degrees of separation.
And one degree of freedom for the bicycle.
And one degree of freedom for the bicycle.
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Because they're short?fresh_42 said:
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No, because they didn't put the lock through the spokes.berkeman said:
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Happens to me all the time...fresh_42 said:
(Anybody want any candy? I've got lots in my van...)
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Someone sent me one of those once and did a reply all to the entire management staff. He was relegated to 'other' duties after that.fresh_42 said:
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It's Sütterlin over here, Sütterlin!nuuskur said:
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One of the lamest jokes here. Those are pythobras.
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This is why I don't like soft ice cream --- I know how it gets into the cup
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Also, tell them they can drive back home in the car that's outside, but make it a stick shift.nuuskur said:
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I donated 4l blood today but I'll never do it again. They ask far too many questions. Whose blood is this? Where did you get it from? ...