Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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That is...resourceful.
 
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and people wonder why life expectancy is lower for males...
 
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gmax137 said:
and people wonder why life expectancy is lower for males...
I have this theory that once the world was only full of XX. But some of the XX did stupid things like climb in trees and say "Lookit me! No hands!" and then fall out of the tree, breaking off a leg and becoming XY.
 
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DaveC426913 said:
I have this theory that once the world was only full of XX. But some of the XX did stupid things like climb in trees and say "Lookit me! No hands!" and then fall out of the tree, breaking off a leg and becoming XY.
Apologies in advance for future plagiarism..
 
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Finally, a statue that makes sense!​


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fresh_42 said:

Finally, a statue that makes sense!​


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How big is the crowd when it's not raining?
 
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Just six degrees of separation.
And one degree of freedom for the bicycle.
 
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berkeman said:
Because they're short?
No, because they didn't put the lock through the spokes. :-p
 
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fresh_42 said:
Happens to me all the time... 😈

(Anybody want any candy? I've got lots in my van...)

-Dan
 
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fresh_42 said:
Someone sent me one of those once and did a reply all to the entire management staff. He was relegated to 'other' duties after that. :oldeyes:
 
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One of the lamest jokes here. Those are pythobras.
 
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This is why I don't like soft ice cream --- I know how it gets into the cup
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nuuskur said:
Also, tell them they can drive back home in the car that's outside, but make it a stick shift.
 
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I donated 4l blood today but I'll never do it again. They ask far too many questions. Whose blood is this? Where did you get it from? ...
 
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