Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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That is...resourceful.
 
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and people wonder why life expectancy is lower for males...
 
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gmax137 said:
and people wonder why life expectancy is lower for males...
I have this theory that once the world was only full of XX. But some of the XX did stupid things like climb in trees and say "Lookit me! No hands!" and then fall out of the tree, breaking off a leg and becoming XY.
 
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DaveC426913 said:
I have this theory that once the world was only full of XX. But some of the XX did stupid things like climb in trees and say "Lookit me! No hands!" and then fall out of the tree, breaking off a leg and becoming XY.
Apologies in advance for future plagiarism..
 
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Finally, a statue that makes sense!​


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fresh_42 said:

Finally, a statue that makes sense!​


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How big is the crowd when it's not raining?
 
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Just six degrees of separation.
And one degree of freedom for the bicycle.
 
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berkeman said:
Because they're short?
No, because they didn't put the lock through the spokes. :-p
 
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fresh_42 said:
Happens to me all the time... 😈

(Anybody want any candy? I've got lots in my van...)

-Dan
 
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fresh_42 said:
Someone sent me one of those once and did a reply all to the entire management staff. He was relegated to 'other' duties after that. :oldeyes:
 
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One of the lamest jokes here. Those are pythobras.
 
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This is why I don't like soft ice cream --- I know how it gets into the cup
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nuuskur said:
Also, tell them they can drive back home in the car that's outside, but make it a stick shift.
 
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I donated 4l blood today but I'll never do it again. They ask far too many questions. Whose blood is this? Where did you get it from? ...
 
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