- #16,531
- 19,378
- 15,608
Collection of Lame Jokes
- Thread starter quddusaliquddus
- Start date
-
- Tags
- Jokes
Click For Summary
SUMMARY
This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
- Knowledge of cultural references in humor
- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
- #16,532
- 19,378
- 15,608
- #16,533
- 19,378
- 15,608
- #16,534
DennisN
Gold Member
- 2,173
- 9,911
- #16,535
DennisN
Gold Member
- 2,173
- 9,911
- #16,536
DennisN
Gold Member
- 2,173
- 9,911
- #16,537
- 20,815
- 28,439
- #16,538
- #16,539
WWGD
Science Advisor
Homework Helper
- 7,772
- 13,006
When you go to a fancy restaurant, ask them if they have Cow Manuer, Manuer pronounced as a French word.DennisN said:
- #16,540
- 20,815
- 28,439
- #16,541
- 20,815
- 28,439
- #16,542
dextercioby
Science Advisor
- 13,404
- 4,166
- #16,543
Ibix
Science Advisor
- 13,470
- 16,085
Is it just me, or does that cat look like it doesn't subscribe to the non-violence parts of Buddhist philosophy? At least in relation to the photographer.
- #16,544
- 2,020
- 843
The Buddha taught non-violence, not non-aggression!Ibix said:
-Dan
- #16,545
BillTre
Science Advisor
Gold Member
2024 Award
- 2,722
- 11,927
- #16,546
dextercioby
Science Advisor
- 13,404
- 4,166
- #16,547
DennisN
Gold Member
- 2,173
- 9,911
Finished it!
- #16,548
davenn
Science Advisor
Gold Member
2024 Award
- 9,714
- 11,666
- #16,549
- 20,815
- 28,439
- #16,550
davenn
Science Advisor
Gold Member
2024 Award
- 9,714
- 11,666
- #16,551
- 20,815
- 28,439
- #16,552
Borg
Science Advisor
Gold Member
- 2,329
- 5,032
That looks like a really painful form of crucifixion.
- #16,553
- 20,815
- 28,439
- #16,554
dextercioby
Science Advisor
- 13,404
- 4,166
- #16,555
- 19,378
- 15,608
To commemorate her 85th birthday, actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP.
One of the musical numbers she recited was 'My Favorite Things' from the legendary movie 'Sound Of Music'. Here are the clever lyrics she used:
If you're old enough to remember to song, you're old enough to appreciate the humor
*Botox & nose drops & needles for knitting,*
*Walkers & handrails & new dental fittings,*
*Bundles of magazines tied up in string,*
*_These are a few of my favorite things_*
*Cadillacs & cataracts,* *hearing aids & glasses,*
*Polident & Fixodent & false teeth in glasses,*
*Pacemakers, golf carts, & porches with swings,*
*_These are a few of my favorite things._*
*When the pipes leak, When the bones creak,*
*When the knees go bad,*
*I simply remember my favorite things,*
*And then I don't feel so bad.*
*Hot tea & crumpets & corn pads for bunions,*
*No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,*
*Bathrobes & heating pads & hot meals they bring,*
*_These are a few of my favorite things._*
*Back pain, confused brains, & no need for sinnin',*
*Thin bones & fractures & hair that is thinnin',*
*And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,*
*_When we remember our favorite things._*
*When the joints ache,
When the hips break,*
*When the eyes grow dim,*
*Then I remember the great life I've had,*
*And then I don't feel so bad.*
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
Ms. Andrews received a standing ovation from the crowd_
that lasted over 4 minutes & repeated encores.
One of the musical numbers she recited was 'My Favorite Things' from the legendary movie 'Sound Of Music'. Here are the clever lyrics she used:
If you're old enough to remember to song, you're old enough to appreciate the humor
*Botox & nose drops & needles for knitting,*
*Walkers & handrails & new dental fittings,*
*Bundles of magazines tied up in string,*
*_These are a few of my favorite things_*
*Cadillacs & cataracts,* *hearing aids & glasses,*
*Polident & Fixodent & false teeth in glasses,*
*Pacemakers, golf carts, & porches with swings,*
*_These are a few of my favorite things._*
*When the pipes leak, When the bones creak,*
*When the knees go bad,*
*I simply remember my favorite things,*
*And then I don't feel so bad.*
*Hot tea & crumpets & corn pads for bunions,*
*No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,*
*Bathrobes & heating pads & hot meals they bring,*
*_These are a few of my favorite things._*
*Back pain, confused brains, & no need for sinnin',*
*Thin bones & fractures & hair that is thinnin',*
*And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,*
*_When we remember our favorite things._*
*When the joints ache,
When the hips break,*
*When the eyes grow dim,*
*Then I remember the great life I've had,*
*And then I don't feel so bad.*
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
Ms. Andrews received a standing ovation from the crowd_
that lasted over 4 minutes & repeated encores.
- #16,556
dextercioby
Science Advisor
- 13,404
- 4,166
- #16,557
dextercioby
Science Advisor
- 13,404
- 4,166
- #16,558
BillTre
Science Advisor
Gold Member
2024 Award
- 2,722
- 11,927
- #16,559
WWGD
Science Advisor
Homework Helper
- 7,772
- 13,006
- #16,560
WWGD
Science Advisor
Homework Helper
- 7,772
- 13,006