Collection of Lame Jokes

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[Ibix]

Good Heavens! It is abstractionism! We know that because we all interpreted it wrong....

Mock the Week had a "rejected exam questions" prompt in one segment. Hugh Dennis came out with "Modern Art exam, question 1. What the **** is that meant to be?"

 

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For his life's work - Nobel Prize in Chemistry to Keith Richards​

It was long overdue: Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards finally received the Nobel Prize in Chemistry for his tireless research work with all kinds of substances.

 

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M.C.Escher's stairway

 

[Ibix]

M.C.Escher's stairway

"My decorations are in the attic - I'll go downstairs and get them."
- M.C. Escher puts up his Christmas decorations.

 

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For his life's work - Nobel Prize in Chemistry to Keith Richards​

It was long overdue: Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards finally received the Nobel Prize in Chemistry for his tireless research work with all kinds of substances.

When God was explaining the rules of the Garden of Eden to Adam, Adam saw another guy off in the distance and asked God who that was. "Oh", said God "that's Keith Richards. He was here when I got here."

 

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I learned recently that deer will eat baby birds that have fallen out of nests.

 

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Animal moods:

 

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We're safe as long as he cuts back on his movies.

 

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A novel body-temperature superconductor

 

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A novel body-temperature superconductor

Shoutout to Quantum Consciousness

 

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Now, after the movie " Oppenheimer", a new trend on movies about the lives of physicists. Next up is one about Heisenberg. But you can't know both the time of the movie and where it's playing.

 

[topsquark]

Now, after the movie " Oppenheimer", a new trend on movies about the lives of physicists. Next up is one about Heisenberg. But you can't know both the time of the movie and where it's playing.

Heavens! At this rate, by the time they get to my movie, I'll be dead!

-Dan

 

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OK, on this one, I'll do it myself:

 

[nsaspook]

Q: What's the difference between a quantum mechanic and an auto mechanic?
A: A quantum mechanic can get his car into the garage without opening the door.