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Collection of Lame Jokes
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Discussion Overview
The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.
Discussion Character
- Exploratory
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- Conceptual clarification
Main Points Raised
- Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
- Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
- A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
- There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
- Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.
Areas of Agreement / Disagreement
There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.
Contextual Notes
Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.
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Mock the Week had a "rejected exam questions" prompt in one segment. Hugh Dennis came out with "Modern Art exam, question 1. What the **** is that meant to be?"topsquark said:
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M.C.Escher's stairway
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"My decorations are in the attic - I'll go downstairs and get them."WWGD said:
- M.C. Escher puts up his Christmas decorations.
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When God was explaining the rules of the Garden of Eden to Adam, Adam saw another guy off in the distance and asked God who that was. "Oh", said God "that's Keith Richards. He was here when I got here."fresh_42 said:
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dextercioby said:
I learned recently that deer will eat baby birds that have fallen out of nests.
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Animal moods:
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We're safe as long as he cuts back on his movies.fresh_42 said:
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A novel body-temperature superconductor
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nsaspook said:
Shoutout to Quantum Consciousness
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Now, after the movie " Oppenheimer", a new trend on movies about the lives of physicists. Next up is one about Heisenberg. But you can't know both the time of the movie and where it's playing.
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Heavens! At this rate, by the time they get to my movie, I'll be dead!WWGD said:
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OK, on this one, I'll do it myself:
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Q: What's the difference between a quantum mechanic and an auto mechanic?
A: A quantum mechanic can get his car into the garage without opening the door.
A: A quantum mechanic can get his car into the garage without opening the door.
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