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Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
- Knowledge of cultural references in humor
- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
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Mock the Week had a "rejected exam questions" prompt in one segment. Hugh Dennis came out with "Modern Art exam, question 1. What the **** is that meant to be?"topsquark said:
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M.C.Escher's stairway
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"My decorations are in the attic - I'll go downstairs and get them."WWGD said:
- M.C. Escher puts up his Christmas decorations.
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When God was explaining the rules of the Garden of Eden to Adam, Adam saw another guy off in the distance and asked God who that was. "Oh", said God "that's Keith Richards. He was here when I got here."fresh_42 said:
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dextercioby said:
I learned recently that deer will eat baby birds that have fallen out of nests.
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Animal moods:
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We're safe as long as he cuts back on his movies.fresh_42 said:
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A novel body-temperature superconductor
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nsaspook said:
Shoutout to Quantum Consciousness
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Now, after the movie " Oppenheimer", a new trend on movies about the lives of physicists. Next up is one about Heisenberg. But you can't know both the time of the movie and where it's playing.
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Heavens! At this rate, by the time they get to my movie, I'll be dead!WWGD said:
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OK, on this one, I'll do it myself:
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Q: What's the difference between a quantum mechanic and an auto mechanic?
A: A quantum mechanic can get his car into the garage without opening the door.
A: A quantum mechanic can get his car into the garage without opening the door.