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Collection of Lame Jokes
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Mock the Week had a "rejected exam questions" prompt in one segment. Hugh Dennis came out with "Modern Art exam, question 1. What the **** is that meant to be?"topsquark said:
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M.C.Escher's stairway
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"My decorations are in the attic - I'll go downstairs and get them."WWGD said:
- M.C. Escher puts up his Christmas decorations.
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When God was explaining the rules of the Garden of Eden to Adam, Adam saw another guy off in the distance and asked God who that was. "Oh", said God "that's Keith Richards. He was here when I got here."fresh_42 said:
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dextercioby said:
I learned recently that deer will eat baby birds that have fallen out of nests.
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Animal moods:
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We're safe as long as he cuts back on his movies.fresh_42 said:
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A novel body-temperature superconductor
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nsaspook said:
Shoutout to Quantum Consciousness
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Now, after the movie " Oppenheimer", a new trend on movies about the lives of physicists. Next up is one about Heisenberg. But you can't know both the time of the movie and where it's playing.
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Heavens! At this rate, by the time they get to my movie, I'll be dead!WWGD said:
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OK, on this one, I'll do it myself:
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Q: What's the difference between a quantum mechanic and an auto mechanic?
A: A quantum mechanic can get his car into the garage without opening the door.
A: A quantum mechanic can get his car into the garage without opening the door.